SADNESSLieutenant

Officer of ♥️

Sadness Lieutenant Update

Signed my first client for 2k/month recurring revenue with a LTV of 24k/yr +

As well as 1k upfront for other services.

3k in the bank but have to wait till the 9th for it to hit my account.

I see 4 more clients coming my way this month. 1 more will completely replace my base salary.

I'm doing a landing page refresh (1k upfront) and running 5 FB ads a month (1k/month) along with making 3 social media posts a day (1k/month)

Lot's of potential for upsells here as well to get to the 5-10k a month range as well.

On another note: the old job that fired me didn't pay me my month's salary so now my bank account is negative 1600 from rent and I was supposed to be paid on the 26th. I'm hungry. And I'm pretty sure my rent payment is gonna bounce so that's fun.

But I could care less I'm a fucking savage and I'll go live with a friend from church or sign another client today.

Love startups am I right @braintank Go join that series A and a private company for sure (SARCASM)

They also tried to not pay me severance as per their contractual agreement and then I threatened to sue and they offered me 7k not too, so I said sure.

Fucking little bitches.

I told them if they don't pay me by today at 12 they got another lawsuit coming their way.

Much love,

The man

😭 SADNESSLieutenant

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detectivegibbles

Politicker

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Sales Director

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

Hey there is always that backup stash of ramen. and that $20 bill on my wall ;)

detectivegibbles

Politicker

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Sales Director

You’ve got this bro, keep the faith.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

Oh I KNOW I got this. It's already got. Nothing can knock me down. but thankyou :)

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

0

Sales Rep

Good luck with everything!

TennisandSales

Politicker

4

Head Of Sales

jesus man this is a roller coaster! im impressed with you getting a customer already! nice work!
that blows about the start up not paying you. what a joke some ppl are!
keep grinding homie!

if there is one person I would like to know their identity its you. id love to watch this journey in real life haha

Maximas

Tycoon

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Senior Sales Executive

Me too:)

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AE / Sales Consultant

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antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

3

Bravado's Resident Asshole

You've got this dude!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

2

Officer of ♥️

OF FUCKING COURSE. Thanks G

Diablo

Politicker

2

Sr. AE

I know you are a fighter so you will see good things happening soon 🍀

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

Thanks, Diablo. yesterday was the best day of my life. I haven't slept. I'm too pumped on adrenaline. I just kept working. Time to get the next client.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

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Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Congratulations on the paying customers already!Sorry to hear about the non-payment, but that $7K should straighten some of that out, yes?
Definitely pulling for you. Thank you for the update.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

That non-payment shit is wack. they are supposed to pay you when they terminate you. Now they didn't even pay me on the normal payroll period.

You know I am NOT complaining though. Could turn into another 7k for me haha

The 7k is coming SUPPOSEDLY in two chunks, one at the end of Feb. month and the other at the end of Mar.

But yeah THAT FUCKING CUSTOMER. i'm unstoppable now.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

thankyou for always having been such a good friend and supporter sunbunny. I appreciate you. You are kind

Sunbunny31

Politicker

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Sr Sales Executive 🐰

I worry, but I know you have this.
And yes, when you are terminated, they are supposed to pay you that day. Not taking their side, but are they out of $$?

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

Probably but that's honestly now my problem, it's been 8 days since I've been fired

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

And they haven't communicated that if they had then I would have respected them

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

Of course I have this. but I should probably go to sleep now I've been up for 23 hours just finished my daily tasks

Sunbunny31

Politicker

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Sr Sales Executive 🐰

You know I'm going to tell you to make sure you get your sleep!
Glad you at least have the other revenue hitting your account soon.

Fenderbaum

Politicker

2

Retired Choirboy🪕

Damn, that's some killer instinct! Keep it up!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

10 minutes left on the clock for them. I need to go to bed.

All I do is fight now.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

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🦊

They BEST pay my man!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

0

Officer of ♥️

They didn't XD.

My bro just paid my instacart bill though so thank God I'm blessed :)

Sunbunny31

Politicker

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Sr Sales Executive 🐰

What the hell. Straight up illegal.
Glad your bro has you - but damn.

Gasty

Notable Contributor

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War Room Community Manager

Absolutely impressive. More power to you @SADNESSLieutenant!

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

Thanks G. It's impressive how fucked that company is. I know how to pick em

NoSuperhero

Politicker

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BDR LEAD

GEEEEET EEEEMM! You turned that around quickly!!
I went through a similar situation at a place I was working for as an Auto Mover Broker years ago. I sold them $16K in one month, fired me, and didn't pay my commission or my last paycheck. Ended up getting kicked out of the apartment I was staying at and moved to BFE outskirts of the city on the cheap and life moved on. That company closed a year after all that mess happened.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

haha, damn damn. Well thankfully I got friends who could front me the money if I need it.

Thats wild

Justatitle

Big Shot

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Account Executive

I feel like reading this I went from happy to sad to happy to wanting to re-read to make sure I read everything correctly lol.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

LMFAO yeah thats my life

Justatitle

Big Shot

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Account Executive

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