Mine felt like a solid 6 - how about yours?
Mr.Pickles
Sales Valentines
10
I had dill pickle doritos and a cherry coke. And I was ๐ฏ happy.ย
I bought myself an early present last week and spent yesterday building a cat tower for my spoiled foster cat.
Didn't have to buy anyone's dusty son a present, cook him dinner, or otherwise give a fuck. Slept happily in the middle of the bed knowing that no mans was cheating on me, lying to me, or giving me grey hairs. The single life is great and I plan on staying this until I come across someone that can match my flawless energy.
So basically a seven only I'm not old.
Didn't have to buy anyone's dusty son a present, cook him dinner, or otherwise give a fuck. Slept happily in the middle of the bed knowing that no mans was cheating on me, lying to me, or giving me grey hairs. The single life is great and I plan on staying this until I come across someone that can match my flawless energy.
So basically a seven only I'm not old.
Im going to add an option 10 as my VDay turnout was not listed above.ย
apologies good Sire
5 baby
5 for the King
404 for me.ย Not there.
Big olโ 7.
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Actually at like 10pm on V-day a chick tindered me and messaged first, and weโve been talking for like 4 hours a day- including when Iโm supposed to be making calls.
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So last night I shared something with her that I knew she wouldnโt like about me, and now things are semi-weird. ย She says we have good chemistry, but itโs a yellow-flag. The other yellow-flag is the fact that Iโm in sales.
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Sheโs cool. I like her. I hope she can put it past her, but honestly, who gives a fuck? 7, every time.
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Actually at like 10pm on V-day a chick tindered me and messaged first, and weโve been talking for like 4 hours a day- including when Iโm supposed to be making calls.
.
So last night I shared something with her that I knew she wouldnโt like about me, and now things are semi-weird. ย She says we have good chemistry, but itโs a yellow-flag. The other yellow-flag is the fact that Iโm in sales.
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Sheโs cool. I like her. I hope she can put it past her, but honestly, who gives a fuck? 7, every time.
Damn son!
So basically a seven only I'm not old.
haha I'm getting chased by the 30s now
Has anyone stopped to question what 6 even is?
Aqui te tengo tu cariรฑito! Beating the meat? hahaha
I have four kids. So 2.
5ย
Idk man, it was a mix of a few of these
I bought myself an early present last week and spent yesterday building a cat tower for my spoiled foster cat.
404 for me.ย Not there.
I bought myself an early present last week and spent yesterday building a cat tower for my spoiled foster cat.
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