The Bird Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree: Another Cringe CEO...

A director from Seamless AI just reached out to my company recently over email and my CEO looped all the AEs into a training where we analyzed their outreach. It was horrible - dude dropped pricing immediately after small pushback and seemed to care v little about convincing my CEO of the value behind the service (which IMO, is not a terrible product).


Thought I would take a look at the CEO's page on LinkedIN and see what was going on. See below. Jesus.

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Gasty
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The reason he didn't care about showcasing value is because there isn't any.
jefe
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Gasty with the mic drop
GDO
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BDM
Damn, shots fired!
antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
you sir, win this comment section
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Hereโ€™s how I overcome the realization that my posts are inane.

The desire to post has got to be greater than my better judgement.

I ask myself one important question when I want to post but then stop because I realize Iโ€™m just posting something bland that no one reads:

Question 1: Will this post get at least 1 person to read it?

Is there at least just 1 person out there who will like this?

Like take them from just reading but to pushing the like button โ€“ or better still, actually commenting?

If the answer is YESโ€ฆI post the meaningless tripe I came up with.
CuriousFox
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Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Ooh, this is a keeper!
CuriousFox
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Oh - I've got PLENTY more ๐ŸฆŠ
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
The 2nd screenshot is a crazy post. โ€œI know people judge me but I clearly making an impact to peoples lives with these postsโ€
ThatNewAE
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Account Executive - Mid enterprise
I am not sure if it's just me, but it seems like we have read these pieces of advice one too many times, from different people. Is it plagiarism or is it generic advice? We'd never know
HVACexpert
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sales engineer
Yep, just more noise
Phillip_J_Fry
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Director of Revenue
"Don't let fear hold you back from sharing your knowledge here on Linkedin."

Brandon's knowledge:
DataCorrupter
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Account Executive
This gif is mega.
Beans
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Enterprise Account Executive
AgREe?!
LambyCorn
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A mfkn E
U*G*H
Justatitle
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Account Executive
Seamless... just don't do it.
SiliconBBQ
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The Metal Rooster
their price is the value.
FoodForSales
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AE
**CRINGE**
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Do you still wear a full suit to your 1st meeting with a prospect, or is that completely dust now and feel like a used car salesman?

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We're travelling again. When are you supposed to stand up once the plane lands?

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When do you stand up?
69% When it's my turn after the people in front of me get their bags
24% Right when the fasten seat belt sign turns off. I need to stretch my legs!
7% When the flight attendant wakes me up. I had a few drinks at the bar
143 people voted
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