CaneWolf

Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

This is the dumbest shit

Why the fuck would I want to go "relax" surrounded by a bunch of co-workers? How about pay me more, give me more time off and get my away from the "Ohana" cult? Fuck this. I'm so glad I don't work there.

EDIT: Bravado asked me to remove homie's name in the image. Instead I just deleted the image. So for those new, Salesforce built this "retreat" for employees.

🙏 Mental Wellness

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CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

It’s for QBRs, off-sites, and shit lol it’s not to go for a relaxing weekend. I am actually kind of excited to go there for a QBR rather than flying to one of the offices and sitting in a stuffy conference room while we get bent over by leadership.

And to be fair - we all hate the “Ohana” crap

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Which means that Salesforce may actually save money not having to find locations and pay resort/hotel/conference center rates to put employees up for key meetings.

justatopproducer

Politicker

VP OF SALES -US

More and more common that businesses are buying property up for any reason.

Rallier

Politicker

SDR Manager and Consultant

Why are you so pressed about this? You don't work there. And even if you did, they don't force you to go there.

CaneWolf

Politicker

Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract

They don’t force you to but a lot of companies put a lot of pressure on doing things like this.
Also, people follow Salesforce’s example and I don’t think this is a trend we want set. People have taken control of their lives from companies and this is a step back to how things were.

MinisterOfChaos

Politicker

Commercial Account Executive

"..this is a step back to how things were."

Please explain.

braintank

Politicker

Enterprise Account Executive

What's wrong with companies building nice campuses?

TennisandSales

Politicker

Head Of Sales

so, the only thing I can say is that many people dont have a great home to work from.

Some work in tiny apartments, some have many ppl living with them, having a place to go to get away is actually super important. Im privileged enough to have my own office in my house.

but it wasnt always that way, and I looked forward to going into the office because it was a break from the chaos of home and a way to unplug.

although I do not think I have worked with ppl and though, "man I would LOVE to go relax with you guys" 😂

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

So true to your first point. I think back to when I was younger and living with others and if I had to work from home then, I'd have jumped out the window. If you sign up for remote work the expectation is that you're set up to do so properly, but so many people have been directed to wfh by their company and yeah...if you live in a studio apartment or with two room mates and three animals it's not ideal at all.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

For the first time in a while, after something tragic happened in my community over the weekend, I felt very isolated yesterday. I really would have liked to have had an office to go into. So, as a remote employee, having a nice option would be great every now and again.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Don't drink the kool-aid 💅

Notmyrealname

Politicker

Real Oregon House vibes

TennisandSales

Politicker

Head Of Sales

hahahaha!!! thats what i Thought when i read it

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

Rolling 20's all day

Wait till they all start wearing the same colors

Notmyrealname

Politicker

Everyone gathered around in their company tshirts

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

Yo. This is a cult.

ego

Politicker

Bartender

ATF just waiting for there to be kids and dogs on site before they make Waco look like a joke

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

I mean, if they aren't forcing me to work from there I wouldn't really care. Could the money be better spent on other shit? For sure. But I feel like the top reps at SF are doing just fine.

mollybloomstanaccount

Politicker

AE (Account Executive)

Have you seen the Facebook campus in California it’s highly disturbing!! I think Amazon is doing something similar too. Company towns were awful in the past and corporations should not be bringing this back

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

Bruh better than mandatory off-sites at local chain bars.

KingofGIF

Politicker

I love work retreats where the company has me wined, dined, trained, and 69'ed?

IYNFYL

Politicker

Enterprise SaaS AE

I hated the P Club rewards of a trip as you had to go with others at the company and do team dinners. What’s the point of a paid vacation if you can’t get away from coworkers

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

I think this is meant to be a place for holding company events and such. I think SFDC is an org that cares more about their employees than many other companies that are similar in size and even some smaller ones.

Boutdamtime

Politicker

Client Executive

Anyone in this thread work there? Can you give us some insights?
I wish I worked somewhere with that kind of resources. I feel so completely unsupported most days at work.
Also this campus kinda looks like the one from devs on hbo looool

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