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thegrinch

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Who do you think works harder? Sahil or Ross aka Corp?

I thought it would be funny to ask and see what people have to say.. satire is welcome..


I'll share my answer (eventually) in the comments below.

Who works harder?

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GeneralCorp
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General of The War Room
Can we at least define "work"??
Mr.Pickles
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Sr. Customer Success Manager
loled at this
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
Someone needs to make one of those Shepard Fairey "Hope" Posters but with Corp.

Better yet the old school counterstrike Shepard Fairy Andre the Giant has a Posse  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_the_Giant_Has_a_Posse#/

"Corp has a posse 5'2" 98 LB"
 
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
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funcoupons
WR Officer
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Here for this.
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
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MCP
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Sales Director
Apparently for @funcoupons
End of line.
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
Ok. I get it now. I’m on board.
End of line.
Incognito
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Master of Disaster
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hh456
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sales
Caroline works the hardest.
funcoupons
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Truth! Caroline and @lisa. Sorry Bravado Boyz but they run this muthafucka 
lisa
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Product @ Bravado
tyty 🙏🏽
lilc
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Chief of Staff @ Bravado
🙏🤝
MassholeMovesWest
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Account Executive
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sahil
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Deepak Chopra of Sales
LOL I mean, if you count work based on number of screwups ... I'd be firmly in the lead.

Ross boss is a legend at the one and done.
MCP
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Sales Director
That’s what she said.
End of line.
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
Can't measure success without failure. It's a KPI in itself.
UrAssIsSaaS
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SaaS Eater
Who paid you to post this? 
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
#Sahilgang
West
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Salesmanager
Where is the option "other". I have to say Caroline!
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I'm just here for the comments.
CuriousFox
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🦊
👀🍿

I took a small break and see folks have lost their damn minds 🤣
UrAssIsSaaS
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SaaS Eater
WELCOME BACK! 
Blackwargreymon
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MDR
Caroline works the hardest.
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
@sahil I'll take a #teamSahil badge for my profile please
sahil
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Deepak Chopra of Sales
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SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
#Sahil has a Posse
Diablo
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Sr. AE
Why don't you have a thrid option called BOTH
NoSuperhero
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BDR LEAD
Peer pressure made me choose Sahil
MR.StretchISR
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ISR
Caroline works the hardest.
Clashingsoulsspell
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ISR
Considering you posted a week or two ago that you were on a PIP for being unable to show up to meetings on time idk if Amazon would be the best fit for you. I have friends that work there and its about as structured and cut throat as it gets so if you do want to make this move, be on your A game from the start. If its just money you are looking for and want a closing role go to a smaller series a-b startup.

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