Favorite objection to handle?

What's your favorite objection to absolutely dominate you savages?!

Objections

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🎉 Wins
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CoorsKing
WR Officer
9
Retired King of the Coors Knights
“Sir this is a public area, you can’t do drugs here”
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
No shirt, no shoes, no service. 

For external use only. 

You MUST 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
6
Retired King of the Coors Knights
No it’s normally “sir you can’t hot box the McDonalds play pen. Take your Big Mac and GTFO”
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
Ooooh I wanna hot box the slide tunnel then go swim in the ball pit while chugging Kahlua. Field trip? 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Only if @WCK drives and we can pick up the rest of the gang
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Shotgun
funcoupons
WR Officer
5
👑
I will ride on the roof and harass innocent passerby 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
You can throw the empty cans
CoorsKing
WR Officer
4
Retired King of the Coors Knights
No that is @InQ5WeTrust job, he small enough to fit in the trunk seat
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
I like when they say “I don’t want to visit your room” and I say “Listen, I’m gonna take a shower. You sit there and have a drink. Don’t embarrass me in this hotel.” 
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
5
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Coups that happened ONE TIME 😡
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
To you, maybe. Then you learned to never turn down watching me shower. 
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
4
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Yep, never again.... Just like the Alamo
lackofbudget
Contributor
2
SDR
Dad?
CoorsKing
WR Officer
4
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Queen**
funcoupons
WR Officer
3
👑
I use Your Grace/Queen pronouns 
lackofbudget
Contributor
5
SDR
“We have no budget and your SDR asked if we needed an addy plug”
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
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🔌
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
2
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
💡
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
I'll handle whatever comes my way. 
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
2
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Im a big fan of the "prospect has since deceased" objection, leaves ALOT of room for interpretation moving forward with the new DM. 


Them: "So where were you in the process with my predecessor?"


Me: "Honestly... I'm devastated... he just asked me to be the best man in his wedding and said we should move forward with a 10 year contract."
SaaSMaster
Politicker
2
Strategic Partnerships Manager
I didn’t think dolphin screeches was an objection, thought it was more of an invitation
Filth
Politicker
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
This way to the EEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EEE Cave sir
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
We have to go out to RFP…
Jewcan_Sam81
Politicker
4
Account Executive
RFPs are so pretentious, I’m currently in the process of developing an angry button about RFPs
Pachacuti
Politicker
0
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
In my world they are often just part of doing business (selling to the public sector)
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Welcome to my world.  :)
IndianaShep
Politicker
1
Director of Sales and Marketing
I have never had dolphin screeches be an objection.
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
You aren't talking to the right people
Gt1130
Good Citizen
1
Teaching and preaching
"I already have a bf"
E_Money
Big Shot
1
💰
Your mom
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
all of them at once in a vortex, WHOOOSH!!!
bareknuckles
Valued Contributor
0
CEO of my kitchen table
Dolphin screeches can be handled by simply ingesting more acid