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aiko

Sr. Account Executive

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Fun ice breaker: Would you rather

My team has recently started doing icebreakers before our calls. I thought this was a good one!


I would rather be in a coma for 10 years because its a much more acceptable story than being in prison, although I do think I would make my 10 years in prison useful by reading a ton.

Would you rather:

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CuriousFox
WR Officer
9
🦊
I'd be pissed if my boss wasted my time even more than what was necessary on these required calls. Especially at the end of a quarter.
aiko
Politicker
2
Sr. Account Executive
Good thing its not EOQ for us :)
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
8
Bravado's Resident Asshole
wow. what an icebreaker.... more like a "Hey, why the fuck...."
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
6
Sales
God these are bleak
Fenderbaum
Politicker
6
Retired Choirboy🪕
The odds of getting shanked or becoming someone's b!tch are lower being in a coma.
Pachacuti
Politicker
4
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
or at least you don't know its happening
Sunbunny31
Politicker
5
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Something to be said for oblivion.
braintank
Politicker
4
Enterprise Account Executive
I'd hate to be asked this first thing on a monday morning ;)
aiko
Politicker
1
Sr. Account Executive
Happened on a Wednesday ;)
Pachacuti
Politicker
4
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
cause prison rape is SOOOO fun....
Filth
Politicker
2
Live Filthy or Die Clean
My thoughts exactly lol
dwightyouignorantsale
Politicker
4
Account Executive
the medical bills??????? no way. prison!!
Filth
Politicker
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
You do bring up a great point with that but bills>rape/shanks
aiko
Politicker
1
Sr. Account Executive
This is a new perspective.... hmmm
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
3
Sales Rep
Do you do ice breakers every meeting? Good way to get everyone talking but sometimes they take the entire meeting!
aiko
Politicker
2
Sr. Account Executive
We keep it moving along! Dedicated time once a week to socialize.
TheIncarceration
Politicker
3
SDR Manager
Put me in a coma
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
So a demoralizing question? I hope they change them to be happier ice breakers. As long as the team is happy that’s what matters for culture
aiko
Politicker
2
Sr. Account Executive
Yes this was a shocking first icebreaker. Now they are more upbeat!
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
Well thats good
RckChlkG33k
Big Shot
3
AE (Account Executive)
Let's start this call off on a lighter note with a would you rather question submitted by none other than our resident fatalist Aiko
aiko
Politicker
1
Sr. Account Executive
ahahhaa!
AutoSmiler
Arsonist
3
Account Executive
anyone that voted for prison has no familiarity with that reality...
Filth
Politicker
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I might actually lose weight if I was in a coma for 10 years...
SaaSyBee
Politicker
1
Founder
Prison I guess? Because then I could use that time to read or work out or something rather than atrophying.
ChickenDinner
Politicker
1
Account Executive
If I were to view this with a glass half full attitude it's a win-win situation.

A 10 year nap would be incredible, I would feel so refreshed afterward! But a 10-year prison term would help motivate me to workout so I would come out super buff!
Mr.Floaty
Politicker
0
BDR
What are you selling that is taking you there?
Cyberjarre
Politicker
0
BDR
Any recommendations on where to work, stay, dine and sightsee?

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