Funny Friday

Gather around children for a story I will tell: 'Twas Friday the 22nd of October 2021. A sales man was making calls and emails just trying to have fun. He called a facilities director "OH NO" he said. he blocked my phone number he realized but ... did he... did he have to link a looped recording of a fake proctology exam with excruciatingly detailed sounds? 🤣 oh yes... he did 😉. 

Our story continues with our hero trying not to burn out. he called and called and called some more. Until a net new cancelled make him shout "YOU WHORE". He called and questioned to find out the DM was buying a Wide Print elsewhere on a whim. Our hero called and emailed the man saying "Hey let's meet". With one hour left he got a response and he thought WOOHOO what a treat. it read "Fuck off. you are lying. Asshole. I'll make sure your company is on our list of bullshit artist sales guys. happy weekend." The sales man was puzzled for a second or 2 then he called all of his friends, his coworkers, even his boo. They laughed and laughed at this angry little man for one can't help but feel sorry for anyone so sour. 

Our hero is faltering it's less than a half hour to go. But what's this a call from a client that won't make up their mind... let's hope the president is ready to sign!

That's it for story time gentlemen. Apologies if any verbiage offends you and also while typing this I have no idea how it morphed into a Christmas themed story but I'm leaving it as such because that's to much effort to rewrite. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!