Funny funny job post I found

So they could be serious. Or seriously crazy. But it's likely they are just trying to game the system and get a deal.


50K + 10% commission total salary. Boy oh boy. Why wouldn't you be an SDR instead for better pay?

Also want 2-6 years exp. Ummmmm...not for that salary.

Not to mention their requirements of your home office equipment v providing it themselves.


Like GTFOH. Blatant taking advantage, hoping to find someone in need and get a deal.


People like this should be shamed.

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Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
goes right into the “Who’s hiring Stupidly?” list
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Is that going to be a post? Because it should be a post!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Oh I'm looking for this one 💯
CRAG112
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
Looking?? I put the link in the post.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
We need one here with multiple links as Gasty does for “who’s hiring”. Like a cavalcade of “who’s hiring stupidly”.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
Yaaaasssssss 👑
CRAG112
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
This could be worth doing once or twice.

I'll keep it in mind as I search for opps. Try to save the best (the worst) on a spreadsheet.
punishedlad
Tycoon
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Business Development Team Lead
lol absolutely should be shamed. Anyone worth their salt would look at this and immediately discount it.
CRAG112
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
The CEO is also running the sales team. Not a red flag. Not a red flag. Not a red flag.
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
It’s a telemarketing position. It also looks like a high churn and burn scenario.

HVACexpert
Politicker
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sales engineer
Yeah this clearly isn’t a first choice. It’s a ‘I need a job/second income/something to get me by while I figure shit out’ choice
RandyLahey
Politicker
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Account Executive
Yeah this is a meat grinding gabagool shop.
Armageddon
Opinionated
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Enterprise Account Executive
lol, I hate seeing SDR roles with 1-2 years of experience. How are you supposed to break into SaaS these days?
CRAG112
Valued Contributor
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Account Executive
Literally take a job like this. 6 months - 1 year, it's in your rear view.

The assholes at the top call it "paying your dues"
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Wrote my first job posting today

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Thoughts on LI posts about losing your job?

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