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Galactic Leaderboard: Revealing the Stellar Phenomenon

In a galaxy far, far away, where the forces of salesmanship clash like lightsabers on the battlefield, Monday dawns once again. But fear not, for we bring news to banish the Monday blues with the latest edition of Galactic Leaderboard Madness! Behold, as we unveil the heroes who have emerged victorious in the epic struggle for dominance.


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Supreme Cosmic Achievements:

Amidst the swirling chaos of deals struck and alliances forged, there stands a figure whose name resounds throughout the cosmos: @oldcloser. With each passing cycle, this seasoned warrior proves that age is no barrier to greatness, wielding wit and charm like a finely honed lightsaber. With a staggering 343 points to their name, @oldcloser reigns supreme atop the leaderboard, a testament to their unrivaled skill and tenacity. Caution, challengers, the path to victory is risky. Only the boldest should attempt it. May the C-Suite's confidence be with you.


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Fresh Galaxy Entrant:

In the ever-expanding tapestry of the WAR ROOM, new stars twinkle with the promise of greatness. @faizan & @umokfine, They have burst onto the scene like supernovae, illuminating our ranks with your passion and potential.


@faizan, the VP of nothing, yet a titan in the realm of deal-making, closing a deal worth $1.4M.


@umokfine, the Account Executive whose in a bit of a pickle about their job prospects but chose the amazing heads of WR to get some suggestions and hoping it helped.


We eagerly await the chapters yet to be written in your war room saga.


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Supreme Excellence Conqueror:

Within the hallowed halls of the WAR ROOM, where ideas collide and knowledge flows like the currents of hyperspace, there exists a cadre of Sales Jedi’s whose words resonate with the power of a thousand ion cannons. @Pachacuti, Their wisdom knows no bounds, their insights pierce the veil of ignorance, and we stand in awe of their contributions. Whether it’s sharing ideas about some people struggling to sell into battleships like Google or scribbling an insightful letter to support fellow Warriors. We see. We appreciate.


Let’s not forget our loyal friends: @poweredbycaffeine and @jefe. Their support and wisdom shine brightly, especially through darkness.. Special shoutout to them!



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As we navigate through the galactic battlefield of the Leaderboard Madness, let's not lose sight of our Jedi way: to keep fighting, to endure, and to triumph against the dark forces that stand in our path.


In every one of us, there's the power to be great, ready to shine across the stars. So, fellow sales warriors, let's raise our glasses and celebrate the unstoppable force that connects us in our journey for glory!


@Gasty


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oldcloser
Arsonist
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It's funny, I would have replied more quickly, but I was getting my ass kicked downstairs in the lobby of this hotel. There was this hottie at the bar. I offered to show my finely honed lightsaber. Pissed the boyfriend right off. Congrats all. This was one of your best, G.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
It's more like a dagger and not a saber, but ok. haha
oldcloser
Arsonist
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Walnut pick, but do I gotta admit it?
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
so a toothpick, gotcha
unclespacejam
Politicker
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ur dad’s brother
I’m assuming yours is purple, not green right?
oldcloser
Arsonist
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When I was younger, sure it was.
jefe
Arsonist
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Congrats @oldcloser , @faizan , @umokfine & @Pachacuti !!

And thanks for the shout out, G!
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Thanks!
oldcloser
Arsonist
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Galaxy's shortest acceptance speech in the history of Galaxies.
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agent
We live our lives differently and make many choices , I hope even if someday something happens where I decide to choose an alternative path , path not related to sales , I'd still not leave this community, this is the place where I get strict advice on multiple things , I'm grateful and my plan is by maybe 6 months I'll shift to Dubai to get a base sdr job Let's see how things go
Thank you for everything
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
Congrats y’all
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
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🐺
Who comes up with these
Maximas
Tycoon
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Senior Sales Executive
Excellent job everyone 💯
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I just love these writeups.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
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Sales Rep
Congrats everyone!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
woot
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