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Sorcery in Sales | Leaderboard Winners


Attention witches and wizards! The Goblet of Fire has spoken, illuminating the champions of this week's leaderboard with its enchanted flames. Let's converge in the Great Hall to honour the bravery, innovation, and intellect of our standout performers.


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The Grandmaster of Galleons

No crystal ball required to predict the outcome here! The legendary @oldcloser takes the stage once more, shrouded in whispers of a near-mythical $460K deal that kept the entire War Room spellbound with anticipation. Garnering 565 Galleons (something that'd even make the Gringotts goblins envious) in the past week), Oldcloser reigns supreme - a true Master of Sales Sorcery.


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The Fresh Phoenix From the Ashes

From the moment the Sorting Hat declared their destiny, @DionysusClytemNe - the fledgling Auror - has soared with an unorthodox, yet captivating, approach to sales - keeping the Room of Requirement buzzing. Will they become the next Head Boy/Girl? Only time, and their wandwork, will tell! Congratulations you sales wizard - for your fiery entrance into the magical world of war room!


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The Wise One Whispering Wisdom

In the esteemed spirit of the War Room's finest strategists, @Sunbunny31 has woven a tapestry of enchantment. Their contributions (akin to a Pensieve overflowing with the sales wizarding world's vast knowledge) last week have transformed our War Room into a sanctum of learning and enlightenment—a true Room of Requirement for sales wizards seeking guidance and inspiration.



A tip of the Sorting Hat to all our champions! May your magic continue to inspire and amaze you!


Remember, teamwork makes the dream work, so keep collaborating, learning, and striving for greatness!



Signed,

Gasty - the ever-watchful Headmaster


🔔 Leaderboard 2.0
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bonez
Politicker
15
Account Executive
@oldcloser bro stop please. Save some commission for the rest of us. Bro please my family is hungry. Please bro I have kids and they need WR merch bro please don’t comment on things so fast bro.
oldcloser
Arsonist
10
💀
Trade show this week. Door wide open.
bonez
Politicker
8
Account Executive
Finally. Toss your phone into the ocean just in case.

JK big dawg get that bread baby.
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
Thank god Bro my kids need some Pro V1’s. maybe they’ll finally love me
FinanceEngineer
Politicker
3
Sr Director, sales and partnerships
Come on, gotta hit those accelerators!
bonez
Politicker
2
Account Executive
My kid just said if I don’t get her a Blue Yeti podcast mic she’ll throw me in an old folks home the second I hit 60.
3
Founding BDR
I’d maybe hire some security. The WR is PISSED 😂
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
And the Rolex is going to feed them how? ;)
bonez
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Your kids aren’t on the luxury goods diet? Wow someone’s a bad parent. If your kids don’t eat one Chloe bag a month then what are you doing? Rolex is dessert.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I feel so judged right now.
bonez
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Simply feed your kids one rolex or prada bag and you're on the right path again. I believe in you.
7
Founding BDR
Congrats everyone!!

@oldcloser this guy doesn’t fkn miss
bonez
Politicker
7
Account Executive
Also hell yeah @Sunbunny31 and @DionysusClytemNe get that collective bread. We all eating.
3
Founding BDR
Dawgs eat
DionysusClytemNe
Valued Contributor
2
Account Executive
It’s more than my commission this quarter, that’s for sure.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I'd laugh but I'm right there with you. Gotta love Enterprise.
oldcloser
Arsonist
7
💀
Thank you for the nod, ever-watchful, and all knowing one. Congrats y'alls. Well fought, as always.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
7
Director, Revenue Enablement
We’re all just playing for second place apparently. Sit back and marvel at the master that is @oldcloser he racks up enough commission that he can replace his Traeger every 6 months.
oldcloser
Arsonist
5
💀
#RowOfTraegers
HVACexpert
Politicker
2
sales engineer
Lmao
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
MEGATRAEGER
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Headed to your place for the Ultimate Barbeque.
PitchMaestro
Personal Narrative
7
Account Executive
How do you do it @oldcloser
oldcloser
Arsonist
8
💀
You’ll know when you get this old 💪
PitchMaestro
Personal Narrative
3
Account Executive
Hell yea! Congrats 🤝🏽
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
Constipation + iPhone = GR8 SUCCESS
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
5
Sales Rep
Congrats everyone!
DionysusClytemNe
Valued Contributor
4
Account Executive
Thank you, oh wise and mystical goblet. Much like my namesake, Dionysus, I raise a cup to you for your kind words x
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
Don't stop til you get enough 🎶
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
There's never enough.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
Dude I just logged into 15 dowvotes @oldcloser @jefe this happen to y'all again?
jefe
Arsonist
5
🍁
Not that many, but it's happening. @poweredbycaffeine seems to be the big target right now. Even Max had multiple downvotes on his congrats in this post.

And it seems like I'm the only one NOT being downvoted on @DionysusClytemNe 's most recent post.

Tagging @Gasty ... seems like there's a downvote brigade of some kind going on. Figured you might want to know. No idea why anyone would downvote a congrats to leaderboard winners.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Yeah, I have -5 that showed up. Definitely sus.
jefe
Arsonist
2
🍁
THEY'RE COMING AFTER BUNNY!?!

Now that's just unconscionable.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
Update 4:56 EST - just logged in to 11 more.
jefe
Arsonist
3
🍁
This ain't right, foxy, this ain't right.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
I've called them out several times, and am doing a LAST CALL

You have beef then come out and own it. Let's discuss.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I've had my fair share of skirmishes, but most were quite a while back.
I did have the UTTER GALL to provide some polite guidance to a newbie recently though and whew boy, you'd have thought I'd shot their dog in front of the kids. Some people cannot take politely delivered constructive criticism.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
3
🦊
They do know that Bravado can see them, right 🤣
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Pretty sure upvoting was called out a while back for obvious commission farming. Downvotes for - what? - they are holding some kind of odd grudge or think they’ll somehow get to the Rolex first … is just trollish.
jefe
Arsonist
2
🍁
It should get the same attention, but doesn't cost Bravado any $$ the way that upvoting does.

And we've all been in a few skirmishes, but this is trolling pure and simple. Not what the War Room is about.
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
Congrats @oldcloser (again), @DionysusClytemNe , @Sunbunny31 !

Great to see Bunny return to the leaderboard.

Well deserved all!
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Awww, thanks. I was enjoying seeing lots of new names on the board.
medhardwaredr
Opinionated
3
Director of Sales NA
Nice job everyone!
J.J.McLure
Politicker
3
Owner at *redacted*
@oldcloser dang, you have to be getting close to that Rolex
FinanceEngineer
Politicker
2
Sr Director, sales and partnerships
5 points for old closers!

I just need my own legal to not kill a deal I’ve gotten customer sign off on.
RandyLahey
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Congrats fam!
2
Sales rep
congratz to you guys
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
2
Account Executive
Congrats to the winners!
FoodForSales
Politicker
2
AE
great job all
Maximas
Tycoon
1
Senior Sales Executive
Well Earned, great job everyone.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
1
Retired Choirboy🪕
Congrats everybody! Great job as always. 😁
Pachacuti
Politicker
0
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Great job all.
pirate
Big Shot
0
🦜☠️ Account Executive
Congrats all
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