Jake Anderson
Hire me! ๐คฃ bravado suggested I make a post. So there it is.
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Unfortunately I think you might of missed some info. This part is called the War Room, where there is 0 recruiting. I recommend spending more time on your portfolio and making sure you are listed as actively looking for new opps
Highly recommend using the search bar for advice or posting questions you have on the job search
God luck on the search!
Highly recommend using the search bar for advice or posting questions you have on the job search
God luck on the search!
Ahh Kosta you're so kind.
Can you show me the best way to use this
The portfolio here would be best place to start
Super helpful ๐โก๏ธ
If you are looking for advice use search bar and the academy
The problem is I donโt read very well so I really appreciate you attaching a photo with a big yellow circle
I canโt tell if youโre joking or notโฆ
You've come to the right place. We have so many jobs for you.
Perfect. Where do I accept? ๐
To do what? Whatโs your background? Do you still work at Survey Monkey? Are you willing to be an intern on a cruise ship that dances for your meals?
Private equity firm took over. Our team was let go last month. I am jobless. However, if youโre offering me to be an intern on a cruise ship to dance. Iโm in. I can leave tomorrow. Just donโt ask me how good I am at dancing. Send the contract via docusign and Iโll sign today. Thanks.
What do you want to do. What role do you want.
I like making deals and working remotely. San Francisco company or APAC sales preferably ๐ account executive or content strategy would be a good role for me
Pick 5 companies you want to work for. Find connections. Reach out to them and provide a resume and 5 bullets for why youโre a fit and ask for the referral. This is an anonymous forum, so youโre going to be hard pressed to find direct help here.
Brilliant idea just absolutely brilliant
Canโt tell if youโre being sarcastic, but go get em.
Wait. Dancing for food? Speaking for myself only, Iโm in.
Lmao
Good luck on your hunt.
Thanks. Are you free Thursday or Friday at 11:30am est for an interview? I'd love to work for antiASKHOLE
I don't think I'm the right manager material for you.
Very smart. If you have any manger friends that arenโt very intelligent let me know. I need a job. December preferably. Iโm enjoying time off.
Go through @Gasty 's "Who's Hiring" posts. That would be a solid place to start.
Very good suggestion! There have been a number of really sweet openings posted.
You might be the perfect manager actually lol
Lmao thanks for your vote of confidence.
I've been holding on to a few extra jobs just in case someone made a post!
But welcome, and best of luck
But welcome, and best of luck
Can you pass me a few jobs too ? I needed one for afternoon and evening, I am kind of jobless then. And my dog needs one job - so thanks a lot for the help!
My AI digital twin needs a job also
Thank you but someone already offered a dancing opportunity in this feed on a cruise ship. I cannot commit to the dungeon ๐
Someone doesn't understand "Do not use your company name" and anonymity.
I have no idea what that means
Ah - on the forums, anonymity + not using your company name has been the gold standard for the ones of us who have been around for a while. And judging by your entertaining responses to the group here, it would be great if you did stick around. So join us in our blissful anonymous state. (change your name on your profile for the forums).
How was your time at survey monkey?
It was awesome. Private equity firm took over. Our team was let go. :/
That sucks! Why did they do that? Overlap with other teams? Not profitable enough?โฆ
The past 2 years surveymonkey tried to move up market as a enterprise market research provider with professional services. The professional services and sales assisted services werenโt profitable. They're going back to self service customers.
Sorry I don't have budget.
When will you? If you have extra food we can start there
Good luck my dude, the market is tough right now. DM if you need anything, and Iโll see how I can help.
Thank you very much. Very kind
This too, you will get over. Iโve had a good amount of friends and business contacts who have put me up for positions when I needed it. Even contract work. Youโll get there.
I have a budget, but only hire anonymous applicants
Ok send me a link Iโll apply anonymously. My first name starts with J, last name starts with A.
You are good spirited. Come back with the anon profile and be an asshole. Itโs much more fun.
Do I have a anon profile now?
Nope, you just anonymized your public profile. Maybe @Gasty can help here.
@Gasty call me itโs urgent ๐
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