Horrible Slip in VM-Funny Story

So-I have a standard script I'm using for voicemails 90% of the time. I go back and forth between research I've done on the company and this script.


I meant to say you've got a company breathing down your neck, but I SAID BREEDING DOWN YOUR NECK AND THEN CAUGHT MY OWN MISTAKE AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN THE MESSAGE.


So-Do you think I'll get a callback?

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Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Kerfuffles are always funny and you should only laugh about them. The goal is to make another one if you leave a VM again so that you continue the trend
jefe
Arsonist
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It'll stand out from any others that are in their inbox, and might prompt a call back.

On to the next!
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
most definitely will stand out. chances are, they won't even get that far in the voicemail.
pirate
Big Shot
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Breed them all!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ That's funny lol but you know people have really different accents and over the phone sometimes connection is not the best so it's likely that your customer didn't even hear it
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
Anything that's human helps imo.
TennisandSales
Politicker
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Head Of Sales
hopefully it made the prospect laugh.....doubt your getting a call back ๐Ÿ˜‚ but maybe leverage it as an email subject line in your next email!
snacks
Opinionated
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AE
One time I was in the middle of leaving a new client a voicemail and my dog literally vomited underneath my desk and all over my shoes, and just as a reflex I yelled "are you fucking kidding me!?" full on into the mic

The client still laughs about it to this day. Sometimes shit (or vomit) happens and like jefe said, at least you will stand out lol
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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If they listen to voicemails. Many, myself included, do not ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Funny sales story. I wonder if you have any.

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horrible story

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Funny voicemail

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