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I've been outed

Chatting with another AE during SKO this week.


He leans in and says -- "This may come off creepy, but are you@braintank on Bravado?"


Guilty as charged!


They were able to piece it together based on comments, general snark, and a few other poorly disguised clues.


Not gonna lie it made me feel like a celeb, of sorts.


So if you're reading this post this morning:

1) Happy I could help you

2) Go take a COVID test

3) Get back to work


Follow David Sims @davidlsims never getting tired of this. these posters should be mandated to stay up forever MSTER POLICE YOV COULD HAVE SAVED HER GAVE YbU ALL THE CLUES BASED ON THE TERRIFYING BEST-SELLER THE SNOWMAN text font



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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
You ARE a freaking celebrity boo 💯
braintank
Politicker
9
Enterprise Account Executive
I felt like Bruce Wayne / Batman
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
9
Professional Day Ruiner
time to change names, move to Mexico, and start a new life


you got him pregnant right? If not, this response might be slight overkill
Samsamoon
Opinionated
4
Associate
hello. I love war room!
CoorsKing
WR Officer
6
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Lol welcome to the club. The Coors Knights run this shit
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
WE AIN'T NEVER SCARED
Justatitle
Big Shot
5
Account Executive
Big brother is always watching 
FattySnacks
Politicker
5
Senior Account Executive
I found you and a couple others on LI based on a previous post but didn’t want to connect given this is supposed to be anon. I should’ve just done it anyway haha
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
👑
If you found me, come thru. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
🦊
Samesies. Reveal yourself to me so I will answer.
Nairobi
Politicker
1
AE
I think I found you, and connected with you on LI but unsure haha does your real name start with an M?
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
Not me I don't have any connection requests?
Nairobi
Politicker
1
AE
Oh, I meant I think I found @funcoupons. I've not found you yet 😪
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
I haven't had any requests from ladies lately, so guessing it's not me.
Nairobi
Politicker
1
AE
I think I connected with you earlier this month, but if your name doesn't start with an M then it's definitely not you haha
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
1
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
M.F?
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
3
Officer of ♥️
Lol I’ve been outed by a few too it’s kinda funny
techsales
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
SKO in May?
braintank
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
Was delayed due to COVID
Machine
Politicker
2
Enterprise AE
You sir, are a legend.
braintank
Politicker
6
Enterprise Account Executive
Worth noting @Machine was present at infamous Fleshlight meeting.
Machine
Politicker
2
Enterprise AE
😂 still have the recording
braintank
Politicker
3
Enterprise Account Executive
And the Fleshlight, I assume.

Gonna come in handy after leaving your spouse at home while you go to club ;)
TennisandSales
Politicker
2
Head Of Sales
hahah love it! I often think with the amount I share, that if someone pieced it all together...the could figure it all out. But that would be alot of work. 

It also makes sense that it was in your org haha
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
2
Account Executive
When are we having the series B bravado bender??
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
your dp just gives it away you know
braintank
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
dp?
funcoupons
WR Officer
2
👑
Double pene- I mean, Dr Pepper.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
2
War Room Community Manager
Hello Mr. Celebrity!
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Ive shared this site with a couple people but would never tell them who I am.
jefe
Arsonist
1
🍁
Fly high on the recognition
playerone
Politicker
1
Regional Account Executive
Lol
Smilesndialz
Politicker
1
SDR
That’s amazing! I’d be flattered too @braintank
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
Sounds like they are great at discovery! Hopefully they can close too
Nairobi
Politicker
1
AE
Oh I meant I found @funcoupons
Coffeesforclosers
Notable Contributor
0
Director Sales and Market Development
This is why it is best to come in hot for a bit then disappear for a bit. 
farmtocity
Opinionated
0
SDR Manager
whens the bravado meet up ? ;) 
LordBusiness
Politicker
0
Chief Revenue Officer
That’s hilarious they outed you, good for them
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
0
Bravado's Resident Asshole
This is hilarious. well, I guess even Batman had his stuff figured out too. Out of respect, even his foes kept his secret.
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