lowhangersalesbanger

Director of Sales

If not sales, what would you be doing?

I was contemplating the plans I had for my life when I turned 18 and I am not at all doing what I thought I would be. Now, I wouldn't trade the career I have for anything at this point, but I do wonder how life would have turned out if I had actually applied myself in college or if I had taken that ROTC scholarship.

So, if you weren't working in sales, what career would you have?

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braintank

Politicker

Enterprise Account Executive

Your mom

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Director, Revenue Enablement

@LambyCorn ‘s mom???

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

What happened to Mr Corn? Dude got a sales job and split. I feel used.

LambyCorn

Arsonist

A mfkn E

its been a while since I hear from the gang, i get an email notification from Bravado aaaaaand its mom jokes again.. some things never change

LambyCorn

Arsonist

A mfkn E

i actually spoke about you recently, funnily enough!!! i was telling them about an OG sales guy in a thread who helped me get the AE role lol i have lots of respect for you mr oldcloser

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

I hope you’re killing it, homie. Good to see you

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Director, Revenue Enablement

@LambyCorn we missed you. Figured that was best way to get you back in here, and clearly it was.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

you know you miss us

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Late to the party but so glad this is the top comment.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

YAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FinanceEngineer

Politicker

Sr Director, sales and partnerships

Considering I am currently helping raise equity and debt for a friend’s new investment fund on the side of my desk, I would probably be back in private equity/capital markets. Easy enough once you have a reputation and a Rolodex.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

👆 A little R’n’R is always helpful.

SalesBeast

Politicker

Sales Leader

Would have started my own company. Wish I had done something for myself. While my boss and company are chill. I am still a W-2er.
Sales is like a drug or like gambling, and is addictive as hell. Once you hit a few 100k plus commissions, game over you are hooked.
Just now with kids, wife, extended family and full time job I don’t have much time anymore to start that company.

unclespacejam

Politicker

ur dad’s brother

Seems like a lifetime ago, I was on university track to become a CPA but two career changes later and I’m here. Wouldn’t take it back for the world dog

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

Video game maker

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

A pilot perhaps

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Working for a law enforcement agency.

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

WWE Wrestler

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

Probably military, maybe trying to go and be a pro caddie but that would probably fail and I’d go into military service

Maximas

Tycoon

Senior Sales Executive

A soccer player for certain:)

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

A rock star

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Director, Revenue Enablement

I would have gone into the FBI

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Probably a lawyer, but I would've had to work harder in school... Actually fulfill potential blah blah blah

lowhangersalesbanger

Executive

Director of Sales

I don't know @jefe I was a d+ average student and still made it in to law school. Then I realized I didn't want to be a lawyer but that's a whole other issue.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I don't know anyone who pulled that off in Canada... A lot fewer law schools up here.

I DO know a bunch of people that either left law school or stopped practicing not long after the started.

lowhangersalesbanger

Executive

Director of Sales

Yeah I don't know what it's like in Canada. I wasn't going to Harvard or anything but I got accepted to a few private law schools and a lot of state law schools. Mostly because I had very good LSAT scores.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I figured. Apparently we have 24, and nothing private. Post secondary and post grad models are very different up here

sugardaddy

Politicker

🍬

When I was a young kid. I had a dream about being an Archaeologist. Still seems pretty cool, if I could dig for Dinosaurs and old stuff. But yeah… I ended I’m in sales! 😂

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

Sales Rep

Construction works, big Office Space vibes

Retired Sales Professional

👍👍

ZVRK

Politicker

Enterprise Account Executive

If I had someone to guide me towards a career in software development, probably that ( I was great in maths). So either a developer of some kind, or maybe my other big interest - translator, something to do with languages.

BigShrimpin

Catalyst

Account executive

probably still working for minimum wage in security or some other shit job sales was a life changing switch for me

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

Trades.

detectivegibbles

Politicker

Sales Director

I'd probably be teaching high school and coaching baseball. That was the dream when I realized that I was too short, too slow, and too fat to play past college.

bareknuckles

Valued Contributor

CEO of my kitchen table

Running a community and podcast with my other sales friends called "House Husbands"

CoffeeAndChaos

Contributor

Account Executive - SLED

I thought I was going to be in PR/crisis management, now I would lean toward events coordinator/manager.

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If not sales, what would you be doing?

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