kermitthefrog
In business when someone emails me saying, "please unsubscribe me," without context, or content I automatically lose respect for them. Communication is subpar a lot of the time. I am sorry but this isn't Hustlers Magazine.
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Please unsubscribe me
Or, set your fragile ego aside and take the “no” and move onto more active prospects. Better yet, toss an unsubscribe link in the email footer and let them self-service. If they can’t, you can troll them with a screenshot and a big orange box around the text.
Anyone have a flee swatter?
Better go buy one.
Communication certainly is subpar, but not the way you think it is.
So kindly put.
We have to remember, a 'no' is the second best answer....
We have to remember, a 'no' is the second best answer....
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I get so much crap email. You should feel lucky someone has taken the time to politely ask you to unsubscribe them. It’s not like they wanted your email to begin with.
Imagine how many other people are cold spamming the same decision makers for dozens of other products.
yah it makes me feel confused aswell, why not give us some reason so that we can look on our grounds of improvement.
I respond to those, this isn’t a mailing list.
I have respect for anyone that responds back
"please unsubscribe me"
- me in my nightly prayers to God
- me in my nightly prayers to God
☝️😂
Sounds like someone needs to add more value…
I do it too if its a bad fit
Love trailer park boys, but dont agree with the message.
Top 5 unsubscribe methods have to be
1. UNSUBSCRIBE 2. I will contact our legal department if you continue (bonus points for actually cc'ing in house counsel)3. please unsubscribe me from all communications4. stop.5. some long diatribe about how salespeople are the scum of the eath and you should feel bad
POWER GAP
100. clicking the unsubscribe link like a coward instead of telling me off
1. UNSUBSCRIBE 2. I will contact our legal department if you continue (bonus points for actually cc'ing in house counsel)3. please unsubscribe me from all communications4. stop.5. some long diatribe about how salespeople are the scum of the eath and you should feel bad
POWER GAP
100. clicking the unsubscribe link like a coward instead of telling me off
Or responding with proper manners. Like I am sorry we are sorted or we are are not in need of your services. This is the same idealism as the customer is always right, and the prospect isn’t always right.
Value is subjective.
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