Imagine if a company changed its tagline.
What'd the new one be?
I'll go first:
Salesforce: I know a little too much about your prospects.
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It's Friday; What should be the tagline?
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Salesforce: even when it's entered, it never happened
You win
Salesforce: donโt blame us because your admin did a shitty implementation.
Salesforce: We suck, we know it, but you gotta keep paying us more and more money.
Salesforce: Remember when that custom dashboard worked? Neither do we.
Edit: Salesforce: We lead the way in providing you the same features that we've always had, but now they're slower than before.
Edit: Salesforce: We lead the way in providing you the same features that we've always had, but now they're slower than before.
Salesforce: really really expensive spreadsheets
Salesforce: here to help waste your time on things that donโt matter.
Dude
Salesforce : Even LinkedIn influencers hate us
Salesforce: Wasting more of your time than TikTok
SalesForce: Because youโll have to force the sales team to use it
@Revenue_Rambo that last one has my vote. The wordplay is perfect ๐ค๐ค๐ค
๐. Killing it.
We're Salesforce. Fuck you.
Salesforce: How much you got? Add a zero.
Salesforce: when you log your info and kpis management doesnโt look at me anyway
Salesforce: sucking the fun out of selling.
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Salesforce: I just convinced every csuite in the world to buy my stuff, do it my way & buy add ons too
Salesforce: Our SF building doesn't look like that, you guys are mean
Salesforce; log activity so management can get their rocks off.
Salesforce: If it isnโt logged; It didnโt happen.
Salesforce: FJSJSKDIDJBRBFNFEOW
Salesforce: why would i be dumb enough to put any data in your cloud??? I wouldn't but I'm made to.
Salesforce: (tower) why would I color my HQ like an upside down senko fishing lure with blue tail? You don't get the right action that way!
Salesforce or SFDC: which is it? Who cares?
Salesforce: Hey what happened to my deal? Well better maybe to not find your deal than have a raw one!
Salesforce: first name: a guy from, Last name: Nantucket.
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