July Leaderboard Winners

If you ain’t know, we’re filming Sales Are Dope (follow @SalesAreDope on IG for exclusive BTS) so things have been a little crazy in the back offices of the War Room for ya boy. But that doesn’t mean there haven’t been some absolute DAWGS crushing commish and cementing their place in the eternal glory of the leaderboard.

The dog days of Summer can be tough on a salesperson with prospects spending money on forced family vacations rather than solving important business needs, SDRs taking Mondays and Fridays off to either party or recover from partying, and Ops adding “Gas Prices” to Closed-Lost reasons. But the chase for sweet, sweet commish never stops.

Four War Room members stood above the rest during these July dog days: @AgastyaAdams , @CuriousFox , @TennisandSales and first-time leaderboard champion @antiASKHOLE.

@CuriousFox never got 1st Place, but was the most consistent of the crew finishing in the Top 3 every week (2nd, 2nd, and 3rd). Foxy claims her success is due to her daily ritual of waking up and choosing violence, Taco Bell, and a handle of Kahlua from Paddy to get off on the right foot. Doctors strongly recommend following this strategy as a way to increase quota attainment and make your organs tougher to protect against future abuse.

@AgastyaAdams finished with a 1st and 3rd place appearance on the Leaderboard and also made $1500 crypto dollars which is hella tight. After receiving suggestions from the War Room on where he should spend this $1500, Gasty unfortunately went way over-budget with hookers, blow, tattoos, a new wallet, a vending machine, and whatever @Jackywaky is smoking which ended up being the most expensive on the entire list. In total, Gasty spent $12,361, but thanks to getting 1st and 3rd place on the Leaderboard, Gasty is only -$12,301 in debt now.

@TennisandSales finished with a 3rd and 2nd Place finish after becoming the first Enterprise Account Executive from Ohio to win Wimbledon without losing a single set. Tennis also got his first renewal - no thanks to customer success - for 100K and is planning on spending the rest of the Summer making dials, smiles, and Leaderboard-worthy War Room comments.

Last, but 1st Place the past two weeks is @antiASKHOLE. Truly an inspirational victory for a War Room Member, Account Executive, and Squirrel from Orlando who’s just trying to get a nut. Well thanks to the Leaderboard, this ASKHOLE gets $100 to spend on hazelnuts, peanuts, cashew nuts, and even macadamian nuts if we’re trying to get all Harlan Pepper up in here.

So shoutout to these 4 for being better than everyone else and to everyone else... be better.