Layoff Proof part Deux

after gaining some reasonable traction on my last post I thought I'd follow up with the second act

many of my fellow korons reached out to ask:

"how the fuck else do you become layoff proof?"

my thought process is simple, and proven by a science based heuristic:

example - what's the safest airport to fly out of? the very one that recently had major mechanical failures, they're security workers finalized a collective bargaining agreement, etc

that's begs the question, where should one try to find work? at the very same companies that JUST laid off hundreds or thousands

how could this go wrong? I mean it's not like lightning would strike twice? the CEO said there would be NO MORE LAYOFFS and the stock has done nothing but go up. 

fool proof plan. a layoff proof plan. 

ur fucking welcome 😘