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CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I saw the formatting and decided not to read it. ๐Ÿ˜†
unclespacejam
Politicker
6
ur dadโ€™s brother
Dog I have this exact same reaction on the reg. Your boy is not about to read this made up ass bullshit
TheColdestColdCall
Executive
3
Enterprise Account Executive
Who the hell writes like that lol - reminds me of the parody post about the guy who stops to help a dog and is late to the interview, and its the dog that's interviewing him.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
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The smartest boi ๐Ÿ•โ€๐Ÿฆบ
jefe
Arsonist
6
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I can smell the BS from here.
So much 'happens' to these people it's just ridiculous.
HappyGilmore
Politicker
5
Account Executive
Ah Mark, he's a regular on the LinkedIn Lunatic carousel I feel like.
Revenue_Rambo
Politicker
5
Director, Revenue Enablement
HA.. I personally know Mark. Brilliant guy, but his LinkedIn ego/persona is out of control.
Kosta_Konfucius
Politicker
1
Sales Rep
Thatโ€™s a first, usually the real person is way more out there than their LinkedIn version
HVACexpert
Politicker
0
sales engineer
I love how someone from the WR can verify the bullshit.
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
2
Bravado's Resident Asshole
Yeah, and Santa is real. I don't buy it.
wolfofmiami
Opinionated
0
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dorsiacro
Politicker
0
Account Executive
Yes very interesting Mark! But not sure what your crime has to do with selling
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
vomit
coletrain
Politicker
0
Account Executive
There's no way this story involving felony theft is real lol
TheColdestColdCall
Executive
0
Enterprise Account Executive
"I once was a bad person, but now I'm a great person. You can be a great person too!"
APAC_Unlock
0
VP/Director of Sales
LI is wild lately...
Armageddon
Opinionated
0
Enterprise Account Executive
eyeroll.. these people are so far up their own a$$ its not even funny anymore

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