Marth

si vis pacem para bellum

Opinionated

Executive

Good Citizen

Live in NYC or in the WOODS?

I am Marth, Prince of Altea. It is good to make your acquaintance. Like you, I desire peace above all.

No weapon, divine or not, offers more comfort than the presence of one's companions.

What do I want out of my marriage? I'd be happiest knowing the person I love is also happy.

I cannot allow a single one of my friends to die. Together, you and I, with everyone else, will win this war.

🌏 Location

💪 Motivation

🤝 Networking

23 comments

Sort by:

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

Oh dear lord, the sales weebs have risen.

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

We’ve fallen so far from last February lol

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

We have strayed so far from the light

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

What light?

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

Everything is dark with sunglasses on so idk

Jewcan_Sam81

Politicker

Account Executive

Rough stuff here guys

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

The light of Coors.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

I am Queen Coups of House of Badger. Princess of the Shower and the First Simps, Protector of the Shitpost, the Mother of Psychological Torture, the Khaleesi of the anonymous sales message board, the Unbothered, the Breaker of the Mans Hearts.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

All hail Queen Coups!

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

💕👑

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

I am Meech, King of Coors and master of the Coors Knights

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

One of our fearless leaders.

Marth

Opinionated

si vis pacem para bellum

To what do I owe this pleasure?

CoorsKing

WR Officer

Retired King of the Coors Knights

You have officially earned the distinction of the most random post I’ve seen in here, so I figured I’d grace your presence

Jewcan_Sam81

Politicker

Account Executive

Which has henceforth created a totally pointless blood feud between me and this new guy. I was the jabroni posting fake limericks and now you took the weirdo crown.
Somebody grab my glove, gotta duel slap this fool

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

I am Fox, Queen of Curiosity and Life Alert. 🦊🚨

BmajoR

Arsonist

Account Executive

I told Altea I was feeling lost
Lacking in some direction
Altea told me upon scrutiny
That my back might need protection
I told Altea that treachery
Was tearing me limb from limb
Altea told me, now cool down boy
Settle back easy, Jim You may be Saturday's child all grown
Moving with a pinch of grace
You may be a clown in the burying ground
Or just another pretty face
You may be the fate of Ophelia
Sleeping and perchance to dream
Honest to the point of recklessness
Self-centred to the extreme Ain't nobody messin' with you but you
Your friends are getting most concerned
Loose with the truth, maybe its your fire
Baby I hope you don't get burned
When the smoke has cleared, she said
That's what she said to me
You're gonna want a bed to lay your head
And a little sympathy There are things you can replace
And others you cannot
The time has come to weigh those things
This space is gettin' hot
You know this space is gettin' hot I told Altea, I'm a roving sign
That I was born to be a bachelor
Altea told me, OK that's fine
So now I'm trying to catch her
Can't talk to you without talking to me
We're guilty of the same old things
Thinking a lot about less and less
And forgetting the love we bring

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Dead <3

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

I am a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Please leave me alone, your heretic.

JustGonnaSendIt

Politicker

Burn Towns, Get Money

I am Lord Sendit of the Redneck Woods.

Coming down the hill at 3/4's throttle, then just giving 'er in the flat.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

The hell—? I left for a few hours and Game of Sales Thrones gets started?

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

This isn’t where I parked my car.

Bravado is a community of trusted sales professionals endorsed by their customers.

Products

The War Room Jobs Salary Guide Tech Sales U

Company

About Us How It Works Blog Bug Bounty

Contact

Press Careers

If you are hired as a contract sales rep by a Bravado customer, we may ask you to prove access to the employee email account provided to you by that customer. This data will be shared with customers to track your sales productivity; customers can use this data to confirm you meet the minimum activity requirements to pay out your ramp stipend and commission.