BTQ

Account Manager

Me explaining to my GF how I got a Nintendo Switch

Me: "So basically Bravado is kinda like reddit for salespeople except the karma is commission. I earn commission for contributing to the forum. Once I save up enough, I can redeem that commission for real world items in the store. So Black Friday came along and there were tons of deals and limited items. It was crazy there was Rolexes, Traegers, iPhones, Peleton, and even a fricking Harley motorcycle.

Her: "And you got a Nintendo Switch?"

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antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Normal people will never understand. She won't be complaining when you are playing Mario Party on a Saturday night while she gets to play Princess Peach and you are DK smashing that ass.

BTQ

Politicker

Account Manager

I'm more of a Monty Mole kind of guy

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Once my husband had an iPad in hand, the questions stopped.
But I like her response.

sketchysales

Politicker

Sales Manager

lol, this was me trying to explain where my Yeti cooler came from to my parents when out at the beach earlier this year. "Um yeh, i got it for free online on some forum thingy."

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Similar thing with my Traeger when they came over..
"Basically won it"

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

Sales Rep

Me trying to explain why I need to save for the Rolex instead of getting her a new phone

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

This is painful, yet so real.

BTQ

Politicker

Account Manager

Not trying to pocket watch but how far away are you from the Rolex?

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Just 99,250 away. I’m a spender. 💪

BTQ

Politicker

Account Manager

I'm sure @Kosta_Konfucius was closeish? Damn we really did clean up the commission store last week

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

She doesn’t sound very thankful

Beans

Big Shot

Enterprise Account Executive

lmao quality.
"so you didn't pay for it...?"

HappyGilmore

Politicker

Account Executive

Had the same explanation last Friday discussing the commission store to my wife.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

OMG hahahahaha 🤣

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

haha next time don't describe all the available items

pirate

Big Shot

🦜☠️ Account Executive

I would love a Nintendo Switch. I have 2 already :) My boyfriend does not really understand sales... though he should appreciate some of the items like knife block so I hope it ships.

wolfofmiami

Opinionated

🐺

she doesn't get it

Maximas

Tycoon

Senior Sales Executive

LMAO.You should've explained that the switch was the best anyone could get above hats and mugs most of others can only have..mean you didn't have to explain it all:)

BTQ

Politicker

Account Manager

Haha yeah I should have switched it around

GDO

Politicker

BDM

haha exactly me with the Ipad

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

I got the switch 2 years ago, wife opened the package and yells “what the fuck did you buy now” explained it was free and all, then it was gifted to my nephew

f2pftw

Opinionated

Retention Specialist

“It’s a work bonus”

peachykeen

Politicker

sae e-commerce

So wholesome

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Me explaining to my GF how I got a Nintendo Switch

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