MeowMeow closed a deal for $1.2M to the IT / Security / DevOps department

Ever close monster and feel sick? I’ve poured myself into this for a year and if I ever see a penny of this commission, I’d be absolutely shocked.

This was ready for execution at 3pm on Friday, the last day of quarter. My signer went MIA and got around to it many hours later, pushing the counter signature to not hit until today. It’s booked as Q2, but not really because that would blow my Q2 quota out of the water so we’ll count this as Q1 but then get paid in Q3 and basically who even cares at this point because I wasted a year of my life to finally have this win and I hate it.