KB_FarmerType

Strategic Sales

My life as AM is sad at the moment- What funny content for Life in Sales to cheer me up?

Hi There,

I manage large strategic accounts for a fairly large org. It's been difficult times recently. New boss, too many changes in team, Product mgmt F*8king up the product to p**ss*ff key accounts. Feels like the farm I was cultivating has been destroyed by storm.

Please send some funny jokes my way!

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😂 Sales Humor

🙏 Mental Wellness

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WR Officer

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👑

You’re allowed to say fuck and piss in here. We’re sales, not fragile pissy lil fuckers in marketing.

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

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sales

Hey fuck you

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

Hey piss off, FUCK YOU

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

4

sales

FUCK YOU

funcoupons

WR Officer

6

👑

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

2

sales

That one was for @SADNESSLieutenant

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

*breathing intensifies

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

3

sales

.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

3

Officer of ♥️

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RealPatrickBateman

Politicker

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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

😏

Chep

WR Officer

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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist

SHHHIiiiIITTIIiiiiiIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTtttiiiiIITTtTttTttttTTTttttt. Can somebody request voice memos in here so I don't have to try and type up the way I pronounce shit

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

3

sales

id voice message the shit out of this group

KB_FarmerType

Opinionated

1

Strategic Sales

Ha ha

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

1

sales

@sahil @BravadoMod @GeneralCorp give us voice memos please

braintank

Politicker

5

Enterprise Account Executive

What do our sloppy seconds taste like?

RealPatrickBateman

Politicker

3

🔪Amateur Butcher🔪

Indian Food + Used Baby Diaper.

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

2

sales

Tofu

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

4

Rolling 20's all day

Here's one from my life: Have you ever had your BDR tell you that they bought a monkey for $5,000? Because I have.

Hope it gets better for you soon!

Sunbunny31

Politicker

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Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Seriously? That sounds like the plot of a bad sitcom.

DungeonsNDemos

Big Shot

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Rolling 20's all day

100% serious. And it was equally hilarious and sad

CuriousFox

WR Officer

3

🦊

Fucking product mgmt eh?

Diablo

Politicker

2

Sr. AE

All the best man

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

2

Officer of ♥️

Heres a good joke: I work in sales and I love my job

Pachacuti

Politicker

1

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

SADNESS man, pure SADNESS.

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

2

sales

I listen to vibe music and don’t take any calls on the way home from work. That time is everything I need to decompress. It helps me.

as always, I’m open to have a call and just shoot the shit with a stranger if it helps and is cathartic for you.

Best joke I have is me.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

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Officer of ♥️

Dm me

hh456

Celebrated Contributor

0

sales

Dms aren’t a feature

Pachacuti

Politicker

2

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

Fenderbaum

Politicker

0

Retired Choirboy🪕

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