paddy

Director of Business Development

My office locked up the beers

We had a happy hour yesterday from 3-5. Nobody really was drinking much, and I know there's leftover beers. I have a nose for this shit and can smell them. They're in here somewhere.

Trouble is, I think they locked them up assuming paddy would drink them all. They're not wrong. But please guys...help me find them. If you were in their shoes, where would you hide office beers from paddy?

Any clues would be appreciated.

-paddy

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BmajoR

Arsonist

Account Executive

Definitely in HR's ass

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

Janice can bend over.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Up my dress. You should have a quick feel around

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

You cheeky bastard. Ily

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Always. Ily2

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

Officer of ♥️

10-13% chance they are in the CEO’s office underneath his table, or with HR next to your employee complaints

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

HR is afraid of me. There's a reason they haven't served me the compaints yet.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

But if u can’t find them up my dress:

- kitchen cabinet
- managers filing cabinet
- under the kitchen sink
- in a fridge
- at the most tightass employee’s desk, in their cabinet or underneath

I may have some experience here.

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Like you don't know how to pick a lock. As if.

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

100000% in the fridge that had the HR Session signup sheet on it.

techsales

Politicker

Enterprise Account Executive

In the back of the fridge disguised as a costco-size box of babybel cheese

E_Money

Big Shot

💰

Have you looked in the fridge?

Corpslovechild

Politicker

Inbound Sales Manager

You work in an office, how 2018 of you.

paddy

WR Officer

Director of Business Development

I prefer it. Easier to monitor my interns

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

It would be a war crime to deny the world and ur co workers the opportunity to gaze upon ur face.

TreTime

Catalyst

Account Executive

Some intern put them in the freezer

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