Normalize shutting the fuck up

why do people post anything on LinkedIn?

why do people think anyone cares?

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BmajoR
Arsonist
29
Account Executive
Probably the same reason you made this shitty post. 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
11
Officer of ♥️
BOOM ROASTED 
CaneWolf
Politicker
6
Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Still one of the greatest GIFs of all time.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
4
☕️
Sir, your award is waiting in the shower
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
2
Rolling 20's all day
got em! lmao
CuriousFox
WR Officer
10
🦊
Because they want to?
JdiggityR
Executive
10
Enterprise Account Executive
Normalize taking your own advice.
jefe
Arsonist
6
🍁
Headshot
E_Money
Big Shot
9
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Because their boss told them to
Sunbunny31
Politicker
2
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
A B and C should have been an option.
KyloSellMeThisRen
Opinionated
2
Account Executive
$
Gasty
Notable Contributor
1
War Room Community Manager
If you put ketchup on a pizza in India, many would eat it.
If you do it in Italy, you might be thrown out of the country.

It works on LinkedIn. That's why. 
The audience is as condemned as the creator, is what I feel.
NoSuperhero
Politicker
1
BDR LEAD
I guess it's a bit narcissistic from my end if I really think about it. I'm working on that.
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
1
Sr. Customer Success Manager
here for the comments xD
SunTzu
Opinionated
1
Legendary Historical Figure
Same
peachykeen
Politicker
1
sae e-commerce
Some companies use it quite heavily, it can be a good tool believe it or not.
TwoShakes
Fire Starter
0
Senior Sales
I despise LinkedIn. It’s full of self serving narcissists or company sycophants. I don’t care that your company “gives back” with a charity day. I really don’t care that closed some business with a company. I especially don’t care that you are “proud” (fuck off) to be representing your company at a boring conference. It’s great for finding people and jobs but it ends there.
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Why are you posting this to Bravado?
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
0
Professional Day Ruiner
same reason people post on any social media. they're starved for attention and need validation for everything they do. So they go to social media to get it
Not_2_Salezy
Member
0
Program Manager
Warm up some leads!
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What are some of your go to sarcastic “fuck you” phrases for your prospects that tell you to piss off?

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Fuck Off

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.....you know what? Fuck it.

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