In the parking lot next door, some ladies would come every night to feed a giant family of raccoons. Like at least 50. So I went down myself with cat treats (they like those), and I had at least 5 extremely large ones sit in my lap to snuggle. The best was when they would bring out their babies to show me. I think I died of cute.

Obviously this was in Florida.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Trash pandas. <3

FamilyTruckster

Politicker

Exec Director, Major Accounts

This is amazing 🦝🥺

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Come to Toronto if you want even more raccoons than you could ever fathom.

Although that sounds awesome.

socialselling

Sales Enablement

Oh my God!!!

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

Does your room also have a stripper pole and a ceiling mirror? If so, I think it's on you for booking that hotel.

FamilyTruckster

Politicker

Exec Director, Major Accounts

I am in NJ… strike 1 (one)

InQ5WeTrust

Arsonist

No marketing, mayo isn't an MQL

Now that's an L (you're a gabafool who's out of gabagool)

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Gabagool? Ovaaaa here

1nbatopshotfan

Politicker

Sales

Lol good luck

FamilyTruckster

Politicker

Exec Director, Major Accounts

Couldn’t tell if they were being serious or ironic. The answer is yes.

1nbatopshotfan

Politicker

Sales

Gotta knock and see what’s up haha

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

I met my manager's "lady of the night" on my way into the hotel room...as she was leaving. Last time I shared a hotel room.

FamilyTruckster

Politicker

Exec Director, Major Accounts

How was the post-sale conversation?

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

☕️

Lots of awkward "hey how was the flight" conversation and then I walked out without telling him I was going to the hotel bar.

funcoupons

WR Officer

👑

Ew. I'd be tempted to just pay for my own room so I didn't have to sleep in that contaminated and cursed room.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

The sales rep at a work conference in Vegas who apparently never made it back to his room one night and had set the clock alarm. Which went on and on until I got the hotel to get in the room and shut it off. When dude did turn up the next few nights, he took loud drunk calls in his room. Damn connecting doors.

dwightyouignorantsale

Politicker

Account Executive

One time a sketchy San Fran hotel tried to hold my luggage hostage. They were trying to get me to pay for another night in order to give me access to the room to get my stuff. The worst part is that this was during RSA so my room was still $500/night.

FamilyTruckster

Politicker

Exec Director, Major Accounts

You sure it wasn’t just a hobo trying a sneaky approach?

dwightyouignorantsale

Politicker

Account Executive

I wish. I had stayed there for the previous 2 nights and this place was in the Tenderloin neighborhood. Since I’m a young female, my boss called me and told me it’s fine to spend more for the next night in order to go to a better hotel that’s in a safer neighborhood. That’s when they refused to let me back into my room unless I paid.

FamilyTruckster

Politicker

Exec Director, Major Accounts

That is awful. Glad you got out of there.

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

High school junior field trip to Washington DC and the hotel gave us duplicate keys for rooms didn’t happen to me but my friend walked into another couples room. Luckily they weren’t doing anything weird but it was quite the scene to hear the screams for a few seconds

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Stahp I am DYING 🤣☠🚿

Blackwargreymon

Politicker

MDR

Does your room also have a stripper pole and a ceiling mirror?

JDialz

Politicker

Chief Operating Officer

Nose beers, or?

Error32

Politicker

ISR

Have you tried forcing them to watch u shower by any chance?

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