E_Money
Big Shot
12
๐Ÿ’ฐ
"Take our monthly survey so we can ignore the responses and not build anything actually useful"ย 
JDialz
Politicker
3
Chief Operating Officer
I live for this
funcoupons
WR Officer
10
๐Ÿ‘‘
โ€œDonโ€™t forget to update SFโ€ approx 69 times per hourย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
๐ŸฆŠ
If it's not in SFDC it didn't happen. ๐Ÿ™„
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
"Don't threaten the gatekeeper."

I can say from experience this is the polar opposite of what you should do to get the person you're trying to reach on the phone.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
๐ŸฆŠ
Makes perfect sense to me ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
๐Ÿ‘‘
The correct advice is โ€œdonโ€™t threaten the gatekeeper unless youโ€™re willing to act on it.โ€ Amateurs.ย 
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
1
Professional Day Ruiner
it's only a threat if its hollow. If you follow through and do it, then it was a warning. totally different.ย 
TennisandSales
Politicker
4
Head Of Sales
"try calling prospects in the morning"ย 
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
2
Professional Day Ruiner
lol everyone says this. But 80% of my best conversations are in the afternoon. And my connect rate is also much higher in the afternoon
Pachacuti
Politicker
4
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Being in Sales Enablement is like being a male cheerleaderโ€ฆ in jr high school.
SaaSam
Politicker
3
Account Executive
"You should join the SE team"
Sniper
Valued Contributor
3
Enterprise Account Executive
Almost everything from sales enablement is useless. They are not at the front lines going into battle. They are there to herd the cattle
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
2
Professional Day Ruiner
a better name for this department would be sales disablement. Hey you're performing well? Here's a new process you have to do that will "help you" but actually just add more work and waste your time.ย 
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
"Take em to lunch"ย 
ABX
Opinionated
1
Account Executive
"We need to close the sales execution gap" with no actionable feedback.
I closed the gap via seppuku and left the company shortly afterwards.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
0
War Room Community Manager
Make more calls
Send more emails
Connect with more people
Any sentence with the word โ€œmoreโ€ in it
Not_2_Salezy
Member
0
Program Manager
"go get the order!"