"Take our monthly survey so we can ignore the responses and not build anything actually useful"ย
JDialz
Politicker
3
Chief Operating Officer
I live for this
funcoupons
WR Officer
10
๐
โDonโt forget to update SFโ approx 69 times per hourย
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
๐ฆ
If it's not in SFDC it didn't happen. ๐
paddy
WR Officer
7
Director of Business Development
"Don't threaten the gatekeeper."
I can say from experience this is the polar opposite of what you should do to get the person you're trying to reach on the phone.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
๐ฆ
Makes perfect sense to me ๐คทโโ๏ธ
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
๐
The correct advice is โdonโt threaten the gatekeeper unless youโre willing to act on it.โ Amateurs.ย
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
1
Professional Day Ruiner
it's only a threat if its hollow. If you follow through and do it, then it was a warning. totally different.ย
TennisandSales
Politicker
4
Head Of Sales
"try calling prospects in the morning"ย
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
2
Professional Day Ruiner
lol everyone says this. But 80% of my best conversations are in the afternoon. And my connect rate is also much higher in the afternoon
Pachacuti
Politicker
4
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Being in Sales Enablement is like being a male cheerleaderโฆ in jr high school.
SaaSam
Politicker
3
Account Executive
"You should join the SE team"
Sniper
Valued Contributor
3
Enterprise Account Executive
Almost everything from sales enablement is useless. They are not at the front lines going into battle. They are there to herd the cattle
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
2
Professional Day Ruiner
a better name for this department would be sales disablement. Hey you're performing well? Here's a new process you have to do that will "help you" but actually just add more work and waste your time.ย
Justatitle
Big Shot
1
Account Executive
"Take em to lunch"ย
ABX
Opinionated
1
Account Executive
"We need to close the sales execution gap" with no actionable feedback. I closed the gap via seppuku and left the company shortly afterwards.
Gasty
Notable Contributor
0
War Room Community Manager
Make more calls Send more emails Connect with more people Any sentence with the word โmoreโ in it
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