funcoupons
WR Officer
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๐Ÿ‘‘
U know what? I'm just gonna come out and say it:

Effective emails/cold pitches aren't a complex fucking science and they don't need to be analyzed and discussed ad nauseum. As if people write 500 page books about this shit. I'm tired.

Represent a good product, have common sense and be a normal person, you'll get interest. I promise.
SaaSam
Politicker
9
Account Executive
The same folks that think emails are some mine-filled labyrinth that requires special sauce to navigate are the same ones that consistently lack common sense and self-awareness in everything they do.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
Ain't that the truth. People who find communication extremely complex and difficult should stay 69 feet away from a sales career.
SaaSam
Politicker
2
Account Executive
No more no less
bassinshaps
Politicker
2
Territory Sales Manager
The no bullshit approach works over everything. Be real and donโ€™t use tacky fucking pickup lines.
Kmoney
Valued Contributor
2
Account Exec
Iโ€™m glad someone said it.

The self promotion is so lame. Tips and tricks, great. What not to do, even better.

People who had semi success in sales will go on LinkedIn, lap up their own farts, and sniff that shit like itโ€™s a Yankee candle.
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I agree.
Fenderbaum
Politicker
1
Retired Choirboy๐Ÿช•
Keep it simple.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
1
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
as someone who turns everything into a complex science I love this comment
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
1
Professional Day Ruiner
people over complicate the shit out of cold emails. It really isn't that much of a science. It's like cold calling. Everyone thinks they need to have the perfect script, call the perfect people, etc. They spend so much time over thinking it that could have been spent actually doing it and getting in front of prospects. Know your product, know how to pitch it in 1-2 sentences, and you're golden.ย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
9
๐ŸฆŠ
It might could be ๐Ÿฆ
Samsamoon
Opinionated
6
Associate
I love shamwow! I love war room!ย 
techsales
Politicker
2
Enterprise Account Executive
SmarterChild, is that you?
funcoupons
WR Officer
0
๐Ÿ‘‘
omg SmarterChild. <3
jefe
Arsonist
2
๐Ÿ
You're gonna love my nuts!
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
2
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
this might be helpful to you, whats even better though is having something relevant, timely, and urgent to say that will improve that persons life, revenue, or goals
SaaSam
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Bingo, at the end of the day if you can convey value they won't give a shit about the word "can".ย  I'm not saying that those small word changes don't improve your message but it's not going to make or break an email.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
Exactly. At the end of the day all the strategy in the world goes out the window if you can't do those basic things
NoSuperhero
Politicker
2
BDR LEAD
Preach!
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of โ™ฅ๏ธ
Just doing my job
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
1
Sr. Customer Success Manager
I like his detached approach - It's quite effective and reduces initial friction.ย 
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
1
ISR
I love shamwow! I love war room!ย 
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
0
Sr. Customer Success Manager
I also like the way wording can be a game-changer - I always advise my reps to avoid the word cheap at all costs ~ instead use affordable. Devil's on the details.ย ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
๐Ÿ‘‘
What kind of stupid moron would ever use the word "cheap" to describe their product lmaooo
NoSuperhero
Politicker
4
BDR LEAD
I have no idea, that's the thing about Josh Braun I dislike, he's simply Mr obvious and a genius to whoever is just walking into a salesfloor for the first time.
UserNotFound
Politicker
2
Account Executive
I love it! Could you imagine being that buyer?! Dudeโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Kinonez
Celebrated Contributor
1
War Room Enthusiast
Iโ€™ve actually have seen colleagues use the word cheep. Itโ€™sโ€ฆ depressing.
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
0
Sr. Customer Success Manager
the more you know... hahah
Mr.Pickles
Arsonist
0
Sr. Customer Success Manager
Mr. Obvious lolย 
UserNotFound
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Lol. Helluva comment to have a typo in ๐Ÿ˜‚
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Replace sometimes with rarely and Iโ€™d agree. This shot ainโ€™t rocket science. Itโ€™s about doing the grunt work and taking all the bs and smiling through it all
Chep
WR Officer
0
Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
Thought this was gonna be about Dan Price for a second... phew๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
I love shamwow! I love war room!