Series A War Stories: Starving the troops...

What's up Sales Fam,


If you have followed the Series A chronicles, you'll know about the shit show at my current company.


This week they told us that the are changing the comp plan.


The comp plan was literally the only good thing about the whole situation, it was pretty damn good and now they are taking away the only good thing that was left.


They haven't released it but it seems like it will involve less accelerators and partial credits if prospects dont take certain actions that are outside of our control.


It seems like leadership has completely lost control of the company, investors are just trying to cash out asap as this company seems to be a risky bet.


14 of us left 3 are managers/leads, so more really 11 of us left. They said they'll cut around 3 more people in the upcoming days/weeks.


The ship is sinking, supplies are scarce and leadership has elected to throw soldiers to the ocean to preserve reserves, betrayals and comrade cannibalism are taking place as the remaining warriors sacrifice each other in an effort to gain the general's approval and remain alive.


champchamp is preparing an escape plan, got the tools ready and I'm making a move, have connected with fellow warriors from previous battalions and they've offered to help...


Leaders from promising kingdoms and armies have shown interest in my battle skills and communication channels have been opened...


... Promising lands are in the horizon but I must manage to stay alive until I can secure approval to join a different brigade.


Will keep the War Room posted.


Thank you family.

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Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
It’s an installment series. Here for it.

In seriousness, sorry it’s happening, but glad to see you are a few steps ahead and have plans.
champchamp
Arsonist
0
Certified Savage
Haha, it is! Thank you, bunny. Yes, have some good opps, so I'm really hoping they turn into an offer soon.


Trying to get more companies into the pipeline in the meantime!
   
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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🦊
You my friend are a WRITER. I feel bad for being entertained.

Did you get any results with the jobs profile?
champchamp
Arsonist
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Certified Savage
Thank you, fox mama 🦊. Trying to make the best out of the situation haha! Nothing from the jobs profile yet! 

Not sure if I should expect an email or a notification here, have checked my inbox but don't think anything has come through.  Will continue reaching out to Sahil, though!

In the meantime, I have 3 Jr AE interviews, one early stage, one in the 3rd round out of 4, and the other two in the 1st round. Hoping to get an AE role but if shit hits the fan ill take an SDR role!
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
I can't look away from this saga/train wreck.

champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Haha 😂 trying to get out of it before it crashes! 
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
Wait til it slows, then tuck and roll, my friend
CatMom
Politicker
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Account Executive
I’m so invested in this!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
👀🍿
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Haha, glad you are enjoying it! Hoping to soon be able to write a chapter about how I escaped the sinking ship 🚢!
CatMom
Politicker
2
Account Executive
Yes! You got this!!
TennisandSales
Politicker
3
Head Of Sales
fuck man this is some crazy shit but happy to follow along in the absolute bloodbath this seems to be. got my popcorn ready. 🍿🎥
champchamp
Arsonist
1
Certified Savage
Haha 😂 it is, I swear this is complete BS and every time I write about it leadership makes another even more irrational move. 

I at least get to practice my writing skills, so that's the bright side I guess lol. 
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