Shiny Bald Heads

Is it just me, or do men with bald shiny heads have a higher shot at leadership roles over people with hair? 
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CoorsKing
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Retired King of the Coors Knights
Mullets only. 
Notmyrealname
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AE
Must be accompanied by either Tom Selleck moustache or Kenny Powers goatee. 
poweredbycaffeine
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This post is giving me strong shiny bald head vibes.
funcoupons
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👑
Ur bald lil ass wishes this was true 
daddy
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Major Account Manager
I have a lions main if hair on my head, maybe I need to shave it.
funcoupons
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I care about ur hair as much as I care about prospects with no budget 
CuriousFox
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A mane? Dan Price? 👀
CuriousFox
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wut 
UrAssIsSaaS
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SaaS Eater
Fur real?
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
How about women with bald shiny heads?
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
I have a bald head, but I'm not quite leadership level of shiny yet. Please advise.
peachykeen
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sae e-commerce
Haha! Totally my last senior manager; bald and Kenny Powers goatee. Swear. Amazing guy too. Great mentor.
DungeonsNDemos
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Rolling 20's all day
In a few years I'll be prime leadership material
TheNegotiator
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VP of Sales
For anyone who may be wondering if this is or isn’t true; the answer is yes, it is true.

It is ofc a result of confirmation bias, and the fact that age/experience/leadership/hair-loss all kind of go together, but sociologists speculate that there is something to do with the bald head that commands authority, or has begun to be associated with authority. And no that wasn’t a gag-line.

It may have something to do with the idea that militaristic men shave their heads, or maintain clean buzz cuts in order to create a close-quarter combative advantage, and this trickled into people correlating being bald to “alpha”power/machismo.  It may also have to do with the fact that bald men who are bald by frequently frequently have a rough and practical approach to life, and may therein be the “leader” type.

Also, it was stated as a just a joke, but I knew what he meant. A business associate from Turkey who is a senior leader at a F200 entity joked about how “if you want to be a big man over there, you have to have this hair style”. He walked in with his GM of the Turkish operation who is a bald American, who lives and works in Turkey, but speaks no Turkish.

There are a lot of false positives in this one, but for the record, statistically an unusual number of bald men feature in leadership roles. Statistically this does not apply to bald women, though there is evidence to suggest that bald women command greater authority amongst women, but it’s yet to be really tracked or proven.

You’re all welcome.  Pro-tip kiddos. Sales is ALL psychology. Read medical journals, you’ll learn how to make people whimper for you on command.
Diablo
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Sr. AE
I am thinking of shaving my head now
bandabanda
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Senior AE Mid Market
Boomer club
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
no
Justatitle
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Account Executive
Hair loss is directly associated with kissing ass
TheNegotiator
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VP of Sales
Say it to my face, bitch
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
If I saw you in person I probably would… 
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Do it. I’d clock you. And shave your head once I’d knocked you out.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
Cool
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
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VP of Sales
Yep.
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