Must be accompanied by either Tom Selleck moustache or Kenny Powers goatee.
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
8
☕️
This post is giving me strong shiny bald head vibes.
funcoupons
WR Officer
7
👑
Ur bald lil ass wishes this was true
daddy
Executive
0
Major Account Manager
I have a lions main if hair on my head, maybe I need to shave it.
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
I care about ur hair as much as I care about prospects with no budget
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
A mane? Dan Price? 👀
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
🦊
wut
UrAssIsSaaS
Arsonist
5
SaaS Eater
Fur real?
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
How about women with bald shiny heads?
Filth
Politicker
2
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I have a bald head, but I'm not quite leadership level of shiny yet. Please advise.
peachykeen
Politicker
1
sae e-commerce
Haha! Totally my last senior manager; bald and Kenny Powers goatee. Swear. Amazing guy too. Great mentor.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
1
Rolling 20's all day
In a few years I'll be prime leadership material
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
For anyone who may be wondering if this is or isn’t true; the answer is yes, it is true.
It is ofc a result of confirmation bias, and the fact that age/experience/leadership/hair-loss all kind of go together, but sociologists speculate that there is something to do with the bald head that commands authority, or has begun to be associated with authority. And no that wasn’t a gag-line.
It may have something to do with the idea that militaristic men shave their heads, or maintain clean buzz cuts in order to create a close-quarter combative advantage, and this trickled into people correlating being bald to “alpha”power/machismo. It may also have to do with the fact that bald men who are bald by frequently frequently have a rough and practical approach to life, and may therein be the “leader” type.
Also, it was stated as a just a joke, but I knew what he meant. A business associate from Turkey who is a senior leader at a F200 entity joked about how “if you want to be a big man over there, you have to have this hair style”. He walked in with his GM of the Turkish operation who is a bald American, who lives and works in Turkey, but speaks no Turkish.
There are a lot of false positives in this one, but for the record, statistically an unusual number of bald men feature in leadership roles. Statistically this does not apply to bald women, though there is evidence to suggest that bald women command greater authority amongst women, but it’s yet to be really tracked or proven.
You’re all welcome. Pro-tip kiddos. Sales is ALL psychology. Read medical journals, you’ll learn how to make people whimper for you on command.
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
I am thinking of shaving my head now
bandabanda
Tycoon
0
Senior AE Mid Market
Boomer club
TennisandSales
Politicker
0
Head Of Sales
no
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
Hair loss is directly associated with kissing ass
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
Say it to my face, bitch
Justatitle
Big Shot
0
Account Executive
If I saw you in person I probably would…
TheNegotiator
Arsonist
1
VP of Sales
Do it. I’d clock you. And shave your head once I’d knocked you out.
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