Story time - Most creative ways to break into an enterprise account

the title says it all - I'm ready for story time Bravdo 

tell me your most creative way you've broken into an account. ok go:


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☁️ Software Tech
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BmajoR
Arsonist
6
Account Executive
Sent the CEO a whole pig 
E_Money
Big Shot
2
💰
Damn, I didn't know that sending @Salessavage101 's mom was an option!
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
3
Sales
Email the ceo cold, your daily Wordle score. 
TreTime
Catalyst
2
Account Executive
Send the CEO the Wordle answer everyday at 12:01 as the subject line
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
0
Rolling 20's all day
That's a new one to me lol
paddy
WR Officer
1
Director of Business Development
I once broke into an enterprise account. I paid off the security guard to badge me into the building, walked into the CEO's office and presented him with a free intern fresh off the boat from Maldives. I told him if he utilized my service, I'd give him the intern at no charge. We toasted over negronis that same night 🚀
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
🦊
Pimp status. 
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
0
Officer of ♥️
Post a linkedin post offering a free pair of custom jordans to the person who can best explain why x person should meet with you and use ur services
ScopeCreep
Good Citizen
0
Regional Sales Manager
Stay at the CIO’s bnb, because you found out from someone they owned it…then “connect the dots”
Gasty
Notable Contributor
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War Room Community Manager
1 single email to all C level folks together would at least grab the attention