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punishedlad

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Thanks, LinkedIn

I've been doing it pretty well for my whole life, but I appreciate the reminder.


On a real note, LI's "Idea of the Day" is always so platitudinous. Would love to know how much they pay the marketers who write this derivative trash.

Have you breathed today?

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detectivegibbles
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Sales Director
*Hey Siri, what does platitudinous mean?*
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Fabulous word!
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
Definitely needed to google it
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
Now we know your age @punishedlad
punishedlad
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Business Development Team Lead
Who's to say that's not just the number of year's I've been mindful of my breathing @Gasty
CuriousFox
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Life alert in da house
antiASKHOLE
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
holy shit, I had no idea that was what I was doing wrong.
HVACexpert
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sales engineer
The more you know
Gasty
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War Room Community Manager
And when she reached the office and opened her laptop, she found all access revoked.

Idea of the afternoon: Learn to Hyperventilate
TennisandSales
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Head Of Sales
ugh god this is so annoying. there are so many other things they could fix/add. and adding a "idea of the day" is NOT one of them
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Maximas
Tycoon
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Senior Sales Executive
I second this.
coletrain
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Account Executive
No wonder I've been feeling so bad, I only focused on sales. Like SpongeBob focused on fine dining and breathing, I should focus on sales and breathing. huh
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
At least they didn't spell it "breath". "Learn to breath". "Breath deep".

*shudder*
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Ever try Wim Hof?
sketchysales
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Sales Manager
I havent breathed for years.
RandyLahey
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Account Executive
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