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SaaSKicker1000

AE II

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Valued Contributor
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To stunt or not to stunt on my ex?

Context; not a great break-up recently. Won’t get into specifics but it’s just strange lol, and I’m still a bit heartbroken but have been great the past week or so. Long story short there’s about 10 different ways I’m gonna come out a better person in the next 6 months, and though I’m not this type of guy, Drake’s new album comes out this week and this is the merch; fellow savages, do I stunt on my ex, or nah?

Do I cop a shirt? If so, which one?

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goose
Politicker
28
Sales Executive
Go to the gym instead.
Do.it.for.the.checks
Politicker
3
Account Executive
Gym, booze, cold calls. Probably not in that order
WomenWantMeFishFearMe
Politicker
1
AM
The Proper order is:

Booze
Gym
Booze
Cold Call
Booze
Gym
Booze
Sleep
poweredbycaffeine
WR Lieutenant
18
☕️
This seems excessively melodramatic. Move on, and stunt by working on yourself rather than wearing your feelings on a corny t-shirt.
Incognito
WR Officer
6
Master of Disaster
I accidentally clicked choice #3 but I don’t think wearing a shirt that keeps it in your mind is a good idea.

as much as it sucks, think of it as a good thing. At least you aren’t investing any more of yourself into something that’s not going to work out. Feel all the things from mourning the loss, but know that it’s doing you a favor because you’re freed up to find something better. 
EmptyCupOfTea
Valued Contributor
3
Growth Marketing Manager
You're going to be giving your time to someone who's not worth it. Nothing stunts better than going out and dating again, especially now that you know what you DON'T want.
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
Yup. You are giving them power over you. Stop it.
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
3
Agency Recruiter
No need to spend more money on your ex even after you've broken up if that's the only reason you'd get one of these. Seems a lil petty and it's already pretty corny as it's Drake. I don't think your desired effect would land.

My MO; "Fuck 'em, we ball."

Move on and move up, my friend.
thestifmeister
Contributor
2
SDR
I'd rather be stuntin like me daddy... MOB
Sheriff
Politicker
1
Sales Trainer
Exs are never worth your time and energy, buy something better with that money.
ZeroGrit
Valued Contributor
1
VP of Hoping My Emails Find You Well
Bruh… if you think buying a tshirt with terrible lyrics on them is stunting… you gotta take some time to grow my dude. Shit sucks right now because all sadness and anger are fresh, but if your immediate thought is how can I make them feel bad, then this a sign of immaturity. Take time to work on yourself, be introspective, and learn to enjoy time with yourself.
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
1
🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Nothing says "I'm still broken" more than a Drake shirt meant to "Flex" on an ex.... Instead, take her best friend to dinner at Dorsia and order the Sea Urchin Ceviche. It's to dieeee for 👌🏻

Bateman, out. 
desperado
Politicker
1
Head of Sales
That merch is fuckin' garbage. Sorry bro
Mjollnir
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Absolutely none of these. 
let them go.
anyway it'll hurt them more when they find out by themselves (from a mutual friend or on social media) whatever it is your cooking 6 months from now. 

you dont need to do anything. live your life 
karma will handle it 
GrindingSales
Politicker
1
Account Executive
I am sorry for your recent heartbreak and I'm sorry to tell you that buying a shirt or "sending a message" will only prolong the grieving process.  The best revenge is to better yourself.  I hated hearing that with my last heart break so I will say absolutely take some time to have a few drinks, goto the casino, make a few non life altering bad decisions and then get back to the grind of bettering yourself in any way that you find to be strong and confident.  Best of luck to you!
GrindingSales
Politicker
1
Account Executive
Our brains are wild the way it makes us hang onto things that aren't good for us anymore.  The only way to stop our brains from being plugged into that now negative experience is to remove everything out of your life associated with them....literally EVERYTHING!  Donate the clothes they got you to Goodwill, rip up and throw away the photos, delete them off your phone and then go into delete folder and permanently delete them.  Stop contact with their family, remove them off social media.  Friends that were friends of theirs before you are now back to only being their friends......you get the idea...hope all the best for you!
SaaSKicker1000
Politicker
0
AE II
It’s funny I guess I should’ve changed the wording or something, meant for it to be more satire than serious but to everyone who’s commented, thank you. Y’all’s advice helps, and though I was never intending to buy a shirt like this in the first place, thank you for affirming why, haha. 

Mr. Sales, thank you for the advice, my friend. I have begun the “reset” process and yeah, long story short I do get the idea. The days will go up and they will go down, but thank you for your words! Wish I could connect with you but all is well, thank you for your advice and I wish nothing but the best for you as well! 
Blackwargreymon
Politicker
1
MDR
This seems excessively melodramatic.
SADNES5
Politicker
0
down voters are marketing spies
Just move on… bad breaks happen in sales and life. The more you waste your time the less time you have improving yourself. I’m not saying don’t be sad, I’m saying use this to look inward instead of blaming or shaming.
SaaSKicker1000
Politicker
0
AE II
Fellow savages - thank you for your feedback. I’m hydrating, face routine is getting there, we’re doing all the good stuff. The meh days aren’t that bad but thank you for the advice, I appreciate it. Also, clearly y’all are right, keeping a shirt as a reminder is pretty pointless 😂 thank you once again, and may EOM treat you all well. 
Sunbunny31
Politicker
0
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Do something nice for yourself.  That's the best way to recover and ultimately move on.   
ColdCallShorts
Politicker
0
Sr. Account Executive
Best way to stunt on your ex is to put her out of your mind. Close some deals, find a rebound and start listening to better music are all great places to start. You’ll be fine.
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
0
sales
geofence her house and run ads about how awesome you are if you're gonna be a simp about it
Diablo
Politicker
0
Sr. AE
Move on buddy 
happyhunter
Politicker
0
spittin' sunshine
Best way to stunt on your ex is to invest in yourself. Those shirts are basically saying I'm sad and you are still affecting me.  Listen to podcasts to change your mindset. Go hit the gym hard and work on your revenge bod. Meditate in the morning and use this time to get your shit on lock!!!! 

I went through an awful breakup last year and I now have a six pack because of it!
jefe
Arsonist
0
🍁
Just live your best life and forget her.

I'm from Toronto but still so tired of Drake... and what is with that 'album art'?
Gyro25
Notorious Answer
0
Account Executive
Work, go the gym, work on yourself and socialize.. 
Sourpatch100
Valued Contributor
0
Account Executive
No need. Truthfully if you’re heartbroken what’s the harm in allowing yourself to move to success in silence? If it is truly over let it stay where it is. Unless you’re truly not over it and want he/she back. Nothing wrong with admitting you miss the other and try again. At the end of the day stop playing games. 
SiliconBBQ
Politicker
0
The Metal Rooster
nothing says you're hung up on em like posting some whack vague could be / couldn't not be a shoutout on social media about it
WomenWantMeFishFearMe
Politicker
0
AM
No. Buy MPMD's Turkesterone blend if you really want to flex
that_indian_guy
Good Citizen
0
Account Executive
Buy that shirt, then go to your ex's house wearing that shirt. That'll show her.
MR.StretchISR
Politicker
0
ISR
I love Spain - it’s great for beach/relax, has amazing food+culture, or if you want to party, so depending on your vibe or if you want a mix of diff things, it’s perfect. I’ve been to Madrid/Barcelona for big city exploration, highly recommend San Sebastián for food, loved road tripping through Costa Brava’s many small beach towns, the history of Granada/Alhambra was great, and really want to go to Canary Islands and Mallorca.
Clashingsoulsspell
Politicker
0
ISR
As of today, where ever your passport is permitted with Vaccine certificate

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