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TSAGYFF?? Same.

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P.S. Have an acronym or term you don’t see on the list? Want us to elaborate a bit more on a term? Drop it below and we'll add it to the collection. ✍️

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BDE - Big dick energy (this is for the ladies too ) 

CREAM - Get that money. Dolla dolla bills ya’ll. 

PTK - Pass The Kahlua 

BBK - BOO BOO KITTY!!!

SMD - Sign My Document 

WYD? ;)  - Coups is drunk again 
bandabanda
Tycoon
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Senior AE Mid Market
Lol’d at BDE. Never mentioned but you know it when you see it.

No pun intended
WangDangDoodle
Good Citizen
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Account Executive
OOTBPWADBWHHOOTCTOPTMTHJAbADATI - One of the business partners was a dick but when he hopped off of the call the other partner told me that he’s just being a dick and they’re in.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
lmao
hh456
Celebrated Contributor
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sales
OMWTFYC = on my way to finish your contract
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
I immediately started reading that 'as on my way to fuck yo..'
CuriousFox
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DDTAMF - Deal deader than a mother fucker
funcoupons
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CuriousFox
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🦐 x 3
RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Please add TBTFW = Too Big To Fuck With.

Warm regards,
P.B.
BravadoMod
Celebrated Contributor
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War Room Moderator
Too*

But I dig.
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Stern, but fair. Corrections have been made. 
peachykeen
Politicker
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sae e-commerce
Too Big To* Fuck With. Actually. 😉
RealPatrickBateman
Politicker
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
YOU KNOW WHAT!!!

Corrections have been made.... AGAIN. 
BravadoMod
Celebrated Contributor
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War Room Moderator
Thought you were just being cheeky with it but alas...
peachykeen
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sae e-commerce
🤣🙈
souwfby425
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Local Sales Director
Like a fat chick? Some would disagree
Phillip_J_Fry
Opinionated
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Director of Revenue
IDWIWBITCTC - I do what I want because I'm the company's top closer.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
video during any internal meetings: off
BmajoR
Arsonist
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Account Executive
GUDM - Give Us Direct Messages 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
WWTSINTDM - we want to slide into the direct messages
peachykeen
Politicker
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sae e-commerce
I dig this.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
IDT
bandabanda
Tycoon
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Senior AE Mid Market
Is this the new language of the war room? Don’t tease me
queenops
Opinionated
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Maker of Sales
Today's article was genuinely so helpful. OMWTFYC = on my way to finish your contract should be added lol
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
ok wtf is P.S. for realz
BravadoMod
Celebrated Contributor
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War Room Moderator
Post Scriptum ;)
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
i mean. OBVI.
Justatitle
Big Shot
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Account Executive
RMLP - Ruin my life prospect
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
only if you beg
taeke
Opinionated
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Sales
WHAS - we have a solution
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
'a solution?'
taeke
Opinionated
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Sales
A solution. (When the mirror doesn’t work)
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Thats awesome, sounds like handling x is very important to you.( count to 2) we often add value with companies who have solutions already in place, maybe it would make sense to hop on a quick call to see what it is we offer first hand that way you can see how it can add more value to your important problem. worst case, you learn best practices and know whats out there, best case, your problem just got smaller. Would you be open to a purely educational 30 minute call sometime in the next 2 weeks?
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive 🐰
In all seriousness:  DX = Digital Experience.
Also:
PTO (because it does come up)
TCO - total cost of ownership.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
wow an actual answer?
hippy
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ISR (Inside Sales Rep)(AAM) Associate Account Manager
Almost makes me wanna downvote.
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
yeah how fucking dare he.
hippy
Opinionated
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ISR (Inside Sales Rep)(AAM) Associate Account Manager
LHMOSBS (Lord have mercy on sunbunny’s soul)
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
WTFSBTNOCH: what the fuck sunbunny thats not our culture here
TreTime
Catalyst
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Account Executive
RGA - Revenue Generating Activities
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
IPA -income producing activities
mollybloomstanaccount
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AE (Account Executive)
DTTMAWH- don’t talk to me after work hours :)
SADNESSLieutenant
Politicker
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Officer of ♥️
me: 11:30 PM after a few: heyy wyd? ;)
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I saw RFP, but include RFI, RFO, RFQ, and RFx 
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
what are dose
Pachacuti
Politicker
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Request for information, offer, quote, and the “x” is generic for any “Request for…”
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
tankss

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