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What's the most ridiculous happy hour event you ever had? ๐Ÿšซ

What is the most cringy thing you ever had to see/do during one of those magic happy hours?


In my case, it was to celebrate a tea party with your pet on camera ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
Ridiculous HH: virtual dance party. I skipped that one.

Cringy thing: One of my male colleagues pissed in a water bottle in the party bus on the way home, in front of my female manager.ย How the hell he did not get fired is beyond me.ย 
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
I would rather swallow sand paper than have a virtual dance party with my company, or anyone for that matter.
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
x2
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
We had virtual rumba 2 weeks ago ยฌยฌ
ChiefGreef45
Catalyst
+5
Account Executive
The real question is, how many TikTok dances were there??
BigMeech
WR Officer
+11
Coors Light Advocate
0, ticktock didnt exist yet lol.
BCD
Politicker
+6
BDR
"Welcome to my Crib" where you tour your house....
funcoupons
WR Officer
+11
Kahluapons
That is so awkward...
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
x2
ChiefGreef45
Catalyst
+5
Account Executive
Was this a manager's idea? I know a couple people from my old company who would probably be all over this to show off how much $$$ they make.
BCD
Politicker
+6
BDR
Tโ€™was a mangers idea, who loved their house and made far more than any SDR did lol โ€œhereโ€™s my studio, I sleep, eat, cook, work and live all right hereโ€
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
no thanks - mtv is dead for one reason
Ha
Hambalang
Opinionated
+3
Enterprise SDR
Really cringey Zoom improv comedy show. Our CEO paid a group of comedians to run around their house, find random objects, and try to do safe for work bits.

As one of the ladies grabbed a bag of onions and pretended to be an Onion Salesman I just stared out at my balcony and contemplated killing myself.
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
fml - that sounds awfulย 
braintank
Politicker
+6
Enterprise Account Executive
One of my colleagues was showing the team (including management) pictures of the girl he was dating. Nothing NSFW, just pics of them at dinner, walking their dogs, etc. He was scrolling through and all of sudden there is a pic of him laid out on his bed, totally naked, not full mast but pretty close. This was 8 years ago and we're still laugh about it.
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
girls love unexpected random d1ck picsย 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
+11
Needer of Life Alert
My company hasn't done one thing. Guess I'm grateful now that I'm reading this shizz ๐Ÿ˜
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
blesssssssssss
JuicyKlay
Politicker
+9
AM
50 year old female office manager grinding on and making out with a male college intern on the dance floor in front of literally the entire company. All alcohol related events were cancelled after that.ย 
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
was it the mojito dancing?ย 
MrsTechSales
Politicker
+9
Midwest Market Manager
35yr old company owner, at an event for clients, got so drunk she started talking about her HS cheerleading career. THEN STARTED DOING CHEERS.ย 
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
offfff - big OFFFFFFF
MrsTechSales
Politicker
+9
Midwest Market Manager
Oh! But we did have a "dress like a co-worker" themed virtual HH at the beginning of the pandemic at my old job. I knew I was resigning soon so I went as my boss (We'll call him Derek- not his real name). I put on a polo with a popped collar, flat billed hat,ย  made a nametag that said "Douchey Derek".ย 

It still makes me smile.ย 
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
da plays hahaha
Chep
WR Officer
+10
Business Development Team Lead
Saw someone throw up at a happy hour. It was honestly just mad awkward๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
I find happy hours/company parties the perfect scenario to see who's gonna f*k up the best.ย 
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
Lame
dryspongebob
Opinionated
+2
Business Development Manager
Online yoga class. I am not about to buss it open on camera.
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
HAHAHAA we had rumba and "online meditation" - fml
southernfriedsales
Opinionated
+8
Senior AE & Business Owner
Luckily worked with a small company the last year.ย 

Reading some of these make me fear my next org choiceโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜†ย 
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
ikr! - the tea party was the most awful thing ever - get ready for it
ChiefGreef45
Catalyst
+5
Account Executive
Went to happy hour while the Boston Marathon was going on. One guy started throwing fists with some random dude and got kicked out of the bar. Security escorted him right past the SVP of our org. Somehow still had a job, even got promoted later on. It was a great look ๐Ÿ™„.ย 
No_ty
Catalyst
+5
Sales Dir.
guided meditationย 
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
lol no - with a crying baby in the background?ย 
cifu
Opinionated
+1
SDR
Queer singing. Not my vibe to be honest
Jackywaky
Arsonist
+9
Sales Manager
oh damn
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