Your mother is holding my stonk, and boy is it risinnnnnngggg
funcoupons
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👑
OPs mother’s stonk portfolio is YUGE
CuriousFox
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🦊
Heh 😏
CaneWolf
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
Oh wow, forgot about those commercials.
playerone
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Regional Account Executive
I have a million shares of Shiba
RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
You could have said literally ANYTHING and put this meme, and I would still give you an upvote lol.
playerone
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Regional Account Executive
Lol it is a classic
Corpslovechild
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Inbound Sales Manager
coins but the principle is the same
CaneWolf
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Call me what you want, just sign the damn contract
-No crypto because I don’t hate Mother Earth and if I’m going to gamble, I want to be the one holding the dice -Lots of assets in index funds because math -A few individual stocks that pay solid dividends or that I think there is big upside in holding.
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
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Professional Day Ruiner
I've got like 5k tied up in AMC still and holding strong hoping to make it back into the green 🤣
This is PEAK "Apes strong together" mindset. I pray you don't have a wife that finds out you've been simping on wallstreetbets stock tips.
NotCreativeEnough
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Professional Day Ruiner
see where I went wrong is that I got in at like $7 a share February of last year with like a grand. Then it hit 70/share and I was like oh dammmnnnnnn. So when it pulled back to 40 I was like this shit's just beginning and threw more at it. Now here I am with it at about $17... I choose to pretend like it didn't happen and it avoids that painful feeling of so much money lost
RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Yikes.... may god have mercy on your soul...
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
Live and learn: When you make a 900% return, sell.
NotCreativeEnough
Big Shot
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Professional Day Ruiner
yep. Got too caught up in the FOMO with the whole "its gonna squeeze and be $500+ per share" thing. Not enough critical thinking was applied.
DungeonsNDemos
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Rolling 20's all day
Lmao that's far too much into AMC. I also regret grabbing a few shares haha.
1nbatopshotfan
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Sales
Classic portfolio of index funds and ummmmm 62 NBA and NFL NFTs
hh456
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sales
Yesterday I held $0 in crypto and NFT’s. Today I hold $0.68 in BTC.
Corpslovechild
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Inbound Sales Manager
P I M P
Justatitle
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Account Executive
BRPHF, ETH.
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
A nice little guy named VTI... he only tracks the whole stock market.
Also can't forget the 3 shares of GME. Time to DRS?
Bear market :(
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
VTI til I die!!!
Also scooped up some cheap DAL and CCL when omnicron hit.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
Rather day trade than hold, its the immediate gains for me
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
Studies show 95% of day traders lose money. Just saying...
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
do studies study crypto day trading? completely different ballgame, markets never close
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
i tripled my parents savings daytrading cryptos in 2 weeks
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
Now I'm triggered 😄😄
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
plz dont incenerate me
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Hodl
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
Hello. It's me, the IRS.
We'd like to introduce you to something called the wash sale rule.
SADNESSLieutenant
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Officer of ♥️
My mom's a CPA, is the answer, What are loopholes?
ABCvs
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VP of Growth
I have 50 Bitcoin that I picked up shortly after I got my first job out of college in 2011/2012.
A bunch of vested equity in past startups.
Shares in my current company that I got post exit/acquisition.
Various 401ks, mutual funds, 529s, etc
And a bunch of stupid BS I bought when I thought I was smarter than the market.
Thatsalesdude
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Account Executive
Stonk.
HigherxGround
Personal Narrative
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AE
$MULN
TheSalesTherapist
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Sales Executive - Top Company Performer
For the alts I like ZIL (which just had a big rally), ADA, DOT, XLM/XRP, LINK, THETA, BCH just off the top of my head.
Corpslovechild
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Inbound Sales Manager
Ford.... God I want this F150 Lighting to be a hit.
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
Anything Cathie Wood touches - Any of the ARK ETFs ETH for Crypto
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
ARK? What is this, 2020? You down 50%
SADNES5
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down voters are marketing spies
Over 50... 😮💨. The cope.
braintank
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Enterprise Account Executive
I fell for her shit too. Sold once a broke even. Never again.
RealPatrickBateman
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🔪Amateur Butcher🔪
Cathie Wood and Jim Kramer get their stonk picks from the same Voodoo Doctor in Mozambique.
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