Filth

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Valued Contributor

WINWIRE: BABY GIRL!

I did it (well the wife did it mostly)! 1 week and 3 days ago, I was out of office so yeah I was off the WR, we had our 7lb 11oz baby girl and I couldn't be happier...Well, I would be if I didn't have quota and 3 stepkids (that I love and frustrate like they're my own) to entertain for a summer, but seriously BIGGEST WIN OF MY LIFE!!

I just really wanted to share with you all, after I cleared up my inbox of course. Love all you savages and appreciate having the space to talk with proper villians about the craft and why we do what we do.

Here's a pic of the beauty below, I'm just hoping she takes after her mother!

Poll for reading and celebrating with me below, thanks savages!

What do you think?

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She's ADORABLE! CUTE AS A BUTTON! lol kids, you idiot, more money for me MWAHAHA

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antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

7

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Congrats my dude! She has your savagery.

Filth

Politicker

1

Live Filthy or Die Clean

She'll need it and I'd be happy to take her on her first hunt one day (or shes smarter than me and laughs at needing others to sign her deals lol)!

Justatitle

Big Shot

6

Account Executive

Congratulations, I hope you and your wife are getting some decent sleep but more likely than not you aren't

Filth

Politicker

3

Live Filthy or Die Clean

we get 3 hours between crying and feeding so far. So maybe 5-6 for the day, it's not the worst, sustainable for me b/c I'm a born degenerate but I try to force the wife to nap as much as possible lol. TY very much btw!

CuriousFox

WR Officer

6

🦊

CONGRATUFUCKINLATIONS 🎉❤🦊

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

5

Sales Rep

Congrats!

Filth

Politicker

3

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Thanks bud, hows the golf trip commish plan comming?

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

5

Sales Rep

Chipping away at it

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

As a dad, I approve this pun.

CadenceCombat

Tycoon

4

Account Executive

Congrats, Daddio

Filth

Politicker

1

Live Filthy or Die Clean

TYVM, very excited!

HappyGilmore

Politicker

4

Account Executive

Congrats!!

punishedlad

Tycoon

4

Business Development Team Lead

Huge for the program. Congrats!

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

HA, thank you so much lad.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

4

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

1 & 2, my friend. She's darling, and you are but putty in those tiny little hands.

HUGE congratulations.

oldcloser

Arsonist

3

💀

Yep, Filth got a new tattoo. "OWNED"

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Have had that since the marriage but I guess there is another member on the board lol.

Filth

Politicker

1

Live Filthy or Die Clean

TYVM bunny I know whos in charge lol and it's never been me :D

RandyLahey

Politicker

3

Account Executive

Congrats!! Enjoy this time with your newborn.

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Thanks Randy, go get yourself some cheeseburgers in celebration!

RandyLahey

Politicker

1

Account Executive

I will absolutely do this!

HVACexpert

Politicker

3

sales engineer

Beautiful girl. Congratulations

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Thank you AC wizard!

oldcloser

Arsonist

3

💀

Oh man.... congratulations!!! Way to go pops!!! Nothing like that ride home from the human dispensary. Much health to all of you.

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Thanks old close, I'm loving life currently!

Gasty

Notable Contributor

3

War Room Community Manager

And so, the win wire broke down. I'd typically echo "keep the ball rolling," but that's a call best left on your and the Mrs.'s pitch. Regardless, many congratulations to you and your wife for nabbing this adorable win that's signed, sealed, and delivered for eternity.

Maximas

Tycoon

2

Senior Sales Executive

Gratz bro!

Filth

Politicker

1

Live Filthy or Die Clean

hell yeah bro TYVM!

Maximas

Tycoon

1

Senior Sales Executive

Does she look like you or more into her mom:)

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Well she has hair so +1 for mom lol but I've been told she looks like infant me so far. She's just a cute grumpy old man right now.

Maximas

Tycoon

1

Senior Sales Executive

God Bless man, gratz again.

Fenderbaum

Politicker

2

Retired Choirboy🪕

Way to go! Enjoy all those kids!

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

I will, probably a bit more than they enjoy me on certain days lol

jefe

Arsonist

2

🍁

Congrats - she's a real looker!!!!! Must take after your wife.

T-4 weeks for mine

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

OOOO congrats man! first one? shit was crazy in the hospital. Ridiculous noises from the wife, pushing and then BAM purple baby. Life is a wild ride, have fun and put your hands up, I'm on my way to the loop de loop :D

jefe

Arsonist

2

🍁

Hahaha good to know!

And thanks - it’s my/our first

ThatNewAE

Big Shot

1

Account Executive - Mid enterprise

She's cutely adorable oh gooodddd ! baby fever incoming.
Congratulations !

Filth

Politicker

1

Live Filthy or Die Clean

I will not be held responsible for your ovaries attacking you lolol. Thank you very much!

FinanceEngineer

Politicker

1

Sr Director, sales and partnerships

You will never be well rested again. Congrats

Filth

Politicker

1

Live Filthy or Die Clean

I am starting to really believe that but hey, I survived college like this I guess haha

FinanceEngineer

Politicker

1

Sr Director, sales and partnerships

You are older, and you no longer have the weekends to recharge. Good luck.

Filth

Politicker

1

Live Filthy or Die Clean

OLDER? ME? NEVE....ok yeah my knees can confirm lol. I'll need the luck

Pachacuti

Politicker

1

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

Congrats!

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

TYVM

Coffeesforclosers

Notable Contributor

1

Director Sales and Market Development

Congrats. quota does not take paternity leave

Filth

Politicker

1

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Don't I fucking know it LOL. Q2 can suck it dammit.

J.J.McLure

Politicker

1

Owner at *redacted*

Congrats!

Filth

Politicker

0

Live Filthy or Die Clean

TYVM logistics brethren!

Diablo

Politicker

1

Sr. AE

Congratulations, she is so lovely !

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

I concur!

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

1

☕️

Being a girl dad is the best thing that’s happened to me. I can’t wait to do cool dad shit when she gets older.

Filth

Politicker

2

Live Filthy or Die Clean

YES...though I'll probably be more an embarrassing dad for the most part lol.

poweredbycaffeine

WR Lieutenant

1

☕️

That’s the goal for all of us.

FoodForSales

Politicker

1

AE

so awesome, grats!

SaaSguy

Tycoon

0

Account Executive

In a few years she can make some cold calls

WhollyMan

Valued Contributor

0

Renewal Sales Specialist

Being a parent is the best thing ever! But also frustrating. Congrats! Hope you can take some time off work to hang with the family. I am currently on paternity leave and it is the best ever!

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