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4-1 Friday Happy Hour - Any pranks edition?

Hey Savages


Grabbing a beer to celebrate the end of Q2 and the end of the week.


My kid put hot sauce in my coffee as a prank. He’ll be put up for adoption soon.


Any good pranks by you today or to you?


Im cracking into some IPA from Maplewood Brewing in Chicago.


What’s in your glass and are we celebrating or drinking away a rough quarter?


Cheers!!




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BmajoR
Arsonist
8
Account Executive
A prospect told me they were choosing a competitor... so I'm waiting for them to say April Fools. Still waiting... 

I had some wine with lunch because yes and I'm going to drink later to celebrate a larger deal I closed while I mourn the smaller one that I lost. I believe they call it duality? 

What's on the drinking menu later? TBD....
Pachacuti
Politicker
1
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
its the yin and yang - the good with the bad.  Congrats on the bigger win!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
6
🦊
Actually I'm drinking Core water with watermelon liquid iv. I feel like I may be up to no good this weekend. 😎
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
3
Sales
Do we have a two week car free streak? 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
4
🦊
If we can make it past Saturday night at 7 pm then I will call it. 🤣
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
Hahahahaha - no pressure but you got this. 
CuriousFox
WR Officer
0
🦊
Update. 2 weeks hit and run free ‼🐈
funcoupons
WR Officer
6
👑
I just finished my very first demo at the new job, killed it obvi. As soon as I hung up my ass was running to the fridge for White Claw. Chugged that shit faster than I chugged OE at the pregame in college. LFG
CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
I'm so proud of you 🔥
funcoupons
WR Officer
4
👑
I love u. 
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
😍 
Pachacuti
Politicker
6
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Prank - In my prior company I would put out on the Slack Sales Channel a link to "Great Sales Training" but in reality it went to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.  Since I was always posting something sales related there, most people clicked on it.  
TennisandSales
Politicker
3
Head Of Sales
classic!
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
That's a great sfw prank!
BigCheese
Notorious Answer
5
Agency Recruiter
Started early w a nice pFriem Pilsner and slice of Za for lunch - However, Coors Light will be flowing from approximately 5:01 pm today until 7:59 am Monday
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
pFriem Stout is absolutely elite for a craft stout. Magical. Enjoy! 
SaaSam
Politicker
5
Account Executive
Have a conference next week so I'm on a stop over in my hometown visiting parents. Put a rubber band around the sprayer for their sink trying to target my mom. Got my dad instead. He was wearing a suit since he had a few trials today.

Only response was, "Don't forget who wakes up earlier."
TreTime
Catalyst
5
Account Executive
Just secured the 💰and put in my 2 weeks at my current company. Absolutely popping tonight. Cheers you fucking savages!
Pachacuti
Politicker
2
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
congrats!
1nbatopshotfan
Politicker
2
Sales
Congrats! 
CoorsKing
WR Officer
5
Retired King of the Coors Knights
Bout to go see Alt-J in a few hours, so Coors it is
Sunbunny31
Politicker
4
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
No pranks given or received this year. Years ago, I sent the kids off to school, one with a can of SPAM in his lunch, the other with a jar of pickled pig’s feet in hers.

This year, I got my first contract of the quarter in and was so busy I only came up for air right before dinner. This is a welcome weekend!
Mobi85
Politicker
3
Regional Sales Manager
No pranks here, and sitting with the new baby in one arm and a montucky cold snack in the other
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Congratulations!
DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
3
Rolling 20's all day
Let us know how the adoption goes. Make his old room into a gym or man cave.
I managed to NOT get pranked this year. And celebrated with a local hefeweizen style brew!
looper1010
Celebrated Contributor
1
Solutions Specialist
Faked a pregnancy announcement with hubby 🤣
SirCloseAlot23
Politicker
0
Business Development
Crown & Coke
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