1nbatopshotfan

Sales

Valued Contributor

5-20 Friday Happy Hour - I’ll install these stupid baby gates even if it kills me edition

What’s up Savages!

Congrats to the Bravado crew for the funds! Well deserved. It’s great that we will all be able to send DMs soon. I wouldn’t want to be the poor intern scanning messages for lewd content but here we go!

I just returned from my first trip over seas since Covid. It rocked. Fun to be back in a cool and unique place. Grabbed some time with higher ups, met clients, hit a small event and then came home to a long list of stuff to do around the house. Namely, install f*cking baby gates on the stairs. Our stairs are somehow designed to be like 12 inches wide at the height of the bannister and then 3000 inches at the base. I’m losing my mind here.

Anyways, to the more fun stuff. I’ll be grilling all weekend, mixed with yard stuff with the kids.

I’m looking at a wonderful IPA from Maplewood brewing today.

What’s in your glass tonight?

cheers!

🙏 Mental Wellness

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CuriousFox

WR Officer

5

🦊

I have been titrating down from the debauchery of last week, so I'm staying safe with Miller Lite.

funcoupons

WR Officer

5

👑

Gin cocktail IV for me 2nite

paddy

WR Officer

4

Director of Business Development

I'm drinking a gallon of Vodka

Sunbunny31

Politicker

3

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

The only thing worse than baby gates are installing car seats. ProTip: if you live in CA, the CHP will do it for you.

Good luck!

1nbatopshotfan

Politicker

2

Sales

Car seats were so daunting at first, but after getting them into and out of 1 rental car it’s now second nature.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

1

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

By the second kid, easy. But the first time….aaargh. CHP really made the difference between me leaving the kiddo at the hospital and making it back home as a family.

Mobi85

Politicker

1

Regional Sales Manager

First time car seats were awful…never felt like I fully got it locked in and basically had a small freak out the first month the baby was in there.

BulkPony

Tycoon

2

Enterprise Account Executive

Maplewood is a great choice! Their Son of Juice is one of my favorites.

I'm getting into some Daisy Cutter here shortly.

SADNESSLieutenant

Politicker

1

Officer of ♥️

I'm out here getting caffeinated with a questionable monster/orange juice it's actually not half bad. Vitamins + death. yes. Glad you're traveling again hope you're having fun and kicking baby gates ass's

Pachacuti

Politicker

1

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

Mt Dew for the sugar and caffeine.

Mobi85

Politicker

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Regional Sales Manager

Oh god, fuck the baby gates…if the kid falls he will learn to walk down the damn stairs. I can say this now that the toddler has figured out how to navigate stairs and I got to take the damn things down until the baby becomes mobile.

Drinking some mothers brewery blackberry lemon seltzers because it is 90 here and I wanted something light and backing it up with some coors lights

Justatitle

Big Shot

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Account Executive

Transfusions on the golf course

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