Best Discovery question/s - Wrong answers only
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“Price being equal, would you rather piss on my face or shit on my chest?”
Using this from now on
"Tell me, how does your wife feel about your unsatisfactory performance?"
Underrated one right here
“Did my SDR bant qualify you properly?”
Thank you for joining me today, I am lonely, will you be my friend?
How many illicit substances would you need to tell your org this is a good fit? I'm open to all forms of negotiation and depravity.
What is your favorite color
How much do you want to pay for our solution?
"What are you wearing?"
Let’s sign a contract before making sure we are a fit
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What's it like??
That's the end of the skit right? Or am I thinking of another Monty Python skit.
That's the end of the skit right? Or am I thinking of another Monty Python skit.
Soooo, got money to waste?
Listen let’s not waste any time here. Are you actually going to buy our software or are you just using us to get a better price from our competitor?!?
Are you sure you’ll be able to understand the tech?
Love this! I’d add, “because you’re clearly an immigrant” up front.
Remind me why we're having this meeting.
Are you just a time waster
Can you tell me about what you do everyday?
Is your wife joining the call?
Are you guys hiring?
How much are you willing to pay for our solution?
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