oldcloser

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Blank wall since January - Bravado has solved the issue

What? Yep, bought a new house this year. Got my own office with a window, closet, desk, window perch for the cat. Rockin', right? Closed on it 30 days before I was introduced to the phrase "position eliminated as a cost saving measure." So, I've had this wall behind me with nothing on it since.

It shall no longer be blank.

Thanks uncle @Sahil and cousin @gasty for the commish store revision.

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pirate

Big Shot

🦜☠️ Account Executive

Wow! And well deserved @oldcloser for bringing lots of value into WR. Congratulations for cashing in on the commission store. No more wall staring!!

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Nicely done! I'm going for that iPad 10th gen, I think. Will have like 1,500 leftover, and will start saving for the next thing.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Dude, the Shark robot vacuum is a game changer.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I wish. Too many cats and dogs running around, I’m worried one will get scared, shit, and then it’ll smear everywhere.

Happened to my wife’s friend. It’s ironic though because the reason we can’t have it it also the reason it would be so damn useful. le sigh

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Don't mean to laugh, but that's just funny in a really disgusting kind of way

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

OK, for some perspective, my two cats were not thrilled with it at first, definitely suspicious and watchful for the first couple of times I used it.
Now, my oldest cat just sits and has actually let it bump him as it goes about its business. He's over it.
But I do have fairly bomb-proof cats who deal with loud outbursts during sports on TV, so that may have desensitized them.
In return, it's removed aaallll the cat hair from places even the cleaners don't routinely get, such as under the beds, under the sofa...the house is just perceptibly freer of dirt.

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

Does it work well? You know sometimes moving furnitures or bending is painful and boring both and you feel like tasking this job to 🤖 like these

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Oh it’s objectively hilarious as long as it’s not happening to you.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

@Sunbunny31 sounds like it worked out for you!! High risk, high reward for me but the math doesn’t quite pan out. Plus 2 floors, baby gates etc.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

I think it works quite well! What it does for me is keep the crumbs and cat hair out of the picture between cleanings. Unlike jefe, I don’t have dogs to take care of food crumbs, only picky cats, so getting rid of crumbs is a huge win. I also have two floors. Shark does not fling itself down stairs (unlike a small child) so no need to worry about that.

That said, if it doesn’t work for you, it doesn’t work. It does work fantastically well for me.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

We’ve got a Roomba. It runs every night. It’s a miraculous invention.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

No way am I running the Shark at night. It’s too noisy on the wood floors.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

I got iPad first not sure what to save for now

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Save up for that Traeger, baby!

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

I was Traeger bound. Then, my dad, the MD, told me that smokers have been proven to be carcinogenic. I don't know whether its true, but since I have a grill already, I decided to watch tv.
Do with this what you will.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

What ISN'T carcinogenic these days though
I feel like it's all matter of degrees

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Agreed. Didn't mean to shit on anyone's bbq. In the same conversation, he mentioned that people who drink a lot of aspartame in diet drinks also live shorter lives. When I asked if regular coke was a healthier option than diet, he said "hell no, that shit will kill you twice as fast.
So, yeah... to each their own.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I immediately thought of Diet Coke when I read your comment.

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

The new Coke Zero is better than Diet Coke and Original Coke and every Coke. Let it kill me.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

Honestly I like the taste of diet drinks better, regular soda tastes like a box of sugar

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

I'm tellling ya, Coke Zero beats regular.

*I'm not affiliated nor associated with this company in any way. Past performance does not guarantee future results, batteries not included.

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

I prefer Diet Coke. I think it's because my parents never bought pop when I was a kid, and when they did it was always the 'healthier' option.
The regular ones are too saccharine

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Diet Pepsi or Diet Coke here, because that's the taste I'm used to. Long habit of not ingesting calories via beverages.
Did get Mr. Bunny to start using Coke Zero rather than Coke, and he's actually experienced a physical transformation. Maybe he's getting carcinogens, but he doesn't have a soda gut!

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

That’s a win in my books. But I just can’t do Diet Pepsi

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Power move on the hubster💪

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Kind of a predictable benefit. He feels stupid for not doing it sooner.

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

There’s no accounting for taste. ;)

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

😂 men

Pachacuti

Politicker

They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy

nice exchange

Diablo

Politicker

Sr. AE

Yo, great choice. Enjoy your TV.

Kosta_Konfucius

Politicker

Sales Rep

Let’s go!!!

lowhangersalesbanger

Executive

Director of Sales

Nice

Revenue_Rambo

Politicker

Director, Revenue Enablement

At your weekly commission rate you’ll have 2 more up to go with that one by the end of the year.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

@oldcloser should start selling them and making some 💲💲

oldcloser

Arsonist

💀

Already had the "discussion" with wife on this. Told her what I got, she says "eBay or OfferUp?"
Not this time, lady.

Gasty

Notable Contributor

War Room Community Manager

You deserve it, savage!

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Congrats on this. Well-deserved!

If Sahil is uncle and Gasty is cousin… who is daddy and mommy?

antiASKHOLE

Tycoon

Bravado's Resident Asshole

Also, start saving for the black friday event! @oldcloser @jefe

jefe

Arsonist

🍁

Forgot about that!

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

They got those here??!

CuriousFox

WR Officer

🦊

Oooooohhhh......big spenda

Sunbunny31

Politicker

Sr Sales Executive 🐰

Woot! That is really sweet! That'll fill that blank wall quite nicely.

Maximas

Tycoon

Senior Sales Executive

Good one,grats.

HVACexpert

Politicker

sales engineer

Cats? You seem like such a dog person

Filth

Politicker

Live Filthy or Die Clean

Good grab and congrats ancient one.

GDO

Politicker

BDM

Damn Congrats with the big commish buy

Justatitle

Big Shot

Account Executive

BOOM!!!!

Troika

Opinionated

Enterprise Account Executive

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

NoSuperhero

Politicker

BDR LEAD

Noice!

FoodForSales

Politicker

nice!

sugardaddy

Politicker

🍬

Congrats fellar! Nice one! ;)

Kinonez

Celebrated Contributor

War Room Enthusiast

Keep up the good work!

ThatNewAE

Big Shot

Account Executive - Mid enterprise

Cousin gasty it is, from now on.

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