I'll start. I'm certain we'll get some good ones:
"Ping me"- Why can't I just call/email/slack you? What the hell is a ping?
"Share/Deliver/Give Value" The most over-used and useless phrase in sales. It means nothing and makes me hurt inside
"Seamless/cutting edge/Innovative/Disruptive"- please God, take me now.
Any reference of "We are the UBER of x"- if you have to tell someone you're the uber of X, are you really?
Please pile on. I'm in the mood to complain today and this gives me a lever.