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Dramatic Email: Nice Hair Cut

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This is the first of our Dramatic Email Series from the fine folks at The unsubscribe. Show @Tapatio and @GeneralCorp


Many times our prospects can seem smarter, more intelligent, more powerful, and that’s because they know we need them in order to get paid so we have to play along with their little game of demeaning torture until hopefully, by the grace of God, one day we get an electronic signature on a contract.


This is a real email submitted to the unsubscribe IG page that you can find HERE. If you have emails like this, please DM them to the Unsubscribe IG or email [email protected]


And please send your T’s and P’s to this salesperson’s barber 🙏💈✂️

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CuriousFox
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Jason just made me want to contact him again. 🤷‍♀️
ego
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Bartender
No desire is still a level of desire, Jason.
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Vicious. 
NotCreativeEnough
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Professional Day Ruiner
this was great. I actually laughed out loud at it. 
Cafe.con.Leche
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SDR
Something about a dramatic email really cranks the intensity to 11 lol. Like a text saying nah F off, cool no biggie. A vm of a confused prospect upset at new automation feature of the CRM, eh it happens.


BUT AN EMAIL?! That’s the 2022 equivalent of “Thoust Knowst Who Thy Am, I bid you Good Day Sir!”

Like someone legit went out of their way to go off on you. Lol


Love the new drama!
icedcoffeefiend
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SDR of the Century - Leader of Cold Brew Nationalism
This probably was the highlight of the other person's day. 

Jason is a quality Lad 

We need a happy hour featuring him
DungeonsNDemos
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Rolling 20's all day
I want to know what Jason's hair looks like
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Staying in line with all the personal information polls today, what color hair do you have?

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Hair Color
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Feeling like Ben Simmons on the phone today.

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"Hey, Intern! Tilt the camera down, let me see your pants"

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