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DataCorrupter
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Account Executive
There's a lot of sales influencers who need to hear this too.
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
IN BED.
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
Always an improvement to any saying.
Filth
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
that and I grew up that you had to add that to every fortune cookie statement. I mean that was like from 7 years old and up...my family may have been a bit inappropriate lol.
AnchorPoint
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Business Coach
I am sure my kids can relate
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
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Bravado's Resident Asshole
every fortune cookie EVER
Filth
Politicker
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Live Filthy or Die Clean
^^ GETS IT!!
ThatNewAE
Big Shot
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Account Executive - Mid enterprise
I am going to write this on my work desk. This is such brilliant quote!!!
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
The fortune cookies do come through sometimes!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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I'VE WAITED ALL WEEK FOR THIS
Sunbunny31
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Sr Sales Executive ๐Ÿฐ
!!!! They fortune cookie differently in Canada! Thatโ€™s a keeper!
CuriousFox
WR Officer
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oldcloser
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๐Ÿ’€
Yeah, bragging rights are usually wrongs. They'll get sour when they get a little heat.
Pachacuti
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They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
Yah, when I see someone close a deal and they have only been at their job <1month, I'm not impressed.
jefe
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๐Ÿ
I had one the other day that said I had a successful business trip coming up.
Nothing on the books, but visiting a prospect on-site came up today and got me thinking..
HVACexpert
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sales engineer
Spittinโ€™ truth
Beans
Big Shot
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Enterprise Account Executive
Man I fucking love that.
LambyCorn
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A mfkn E
wisdom!!
GDO
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BDM
It happens to a lot of them. And indeed going trough shit makes you better and tougher
Chep
WR Officer
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Bitcoin Adoption Specialist
You dim sum you lose some
Kosta_Konfucius
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Sales Rep
I have been on both sides, the cocky AE and the annoyed one

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