Fortune cookie fortunes - #1

Following the trend we seem to be in of non-spirational LI-style posts, I thought I'd start a new series:  sharing my fortune cookie fortunes when I get Chinese take-out.  Surely these will have as much value as what has been posted so far.  Without further ado, I present:

Commitment is the daily triumph of integrity over skepticism.  
🧠 Advice
🐱 Off-Topic
💩 Shitpost
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CuriousFox
WR Officer
5
🦊
Heh
Sunbunny31
Politicker
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
Yikes! Like mine better.
oldcloser
Arsonist
3
💀
If grandma had balls she'd be grandpa
Pachacuti
Politicker
3
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
I always add "in bed" to any fortune cookie fortune. Adds something zing to it =)
antiASKHOLE
Tycoon
1
Bravado's Resident Asshole
"You will be bless with abundance...in bed" gets me to laugh every time.
pirate
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
I wants fortune cookies now
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
It was a good cookie.
RandyLahey
Politicker
3
Account Executive
I love this series Bunny. Please keep it going.
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I get to eat more fortune cookies! I’m in!
Justatitle
Big Shot
3
Account Executive
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
SaaSsy
Politicker
3
AE
I love this! Mostly bc I got Chinese food last week and my fortune was about finding gold soon. Next day I closed a big deal. I’m usually not superstitious …
Sunbunny31
Politicker
1
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
OoooOoH! Yeah, me neither, but nothing like making it rain!
FinanceEngineer
Politicker
1
Sr Director, sales and partnerships
I just view this as the bojck meme around running every day at the end of the first (or second?) season. I’m too lazy to find it.
Maximas
Tycoon
0
Senior Sales Executive
Just couldn't agree more!
5

Indian selling from India to the US for the last 6 years

Discussion
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AWS Pub Sector Summit in DC

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