Friday Firing

Well it has come to this. I was fired at the crack of 9am. I knew they were trying to force me out and since I wouldn't leave they had no choice but to can me. 

I guess the real kicker is that they are trying to say that the shitty $8k quarterly commission check I got this month was my severance. They are also trying to say that it was prepayment for my $1.4M deal I closed. If I don't sign my separation agreement they will try and claw back the payment. $8k was the commission I earned for sales outside of the $1.4M deal. 10% was my rate on that beast. The math ain't mathin'.

When I said these people were the worst, I wasn't lying. I've reached out to Dan Goodman to advise thanks to many awesome folks here who made the recommendation! 

On to better things... But most importantly, a long weekend to decompress. 
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DungeonsNDemos
Big Shot
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Rolling 20's all day
Dan Goodman is your guy on this. Sorry to hear you've been let go. I hope you can get the legal help you need quickly.
CadenceCombat
Tycoon
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Account Executive
Name and shame! Name and shame!
MeowMeow
Politicker
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Director of Sales
In time I will. Once I work out the separation agreement. I want to watch them burn.
jefe
Arsonist
4
🍁
Glad you've reached out to him. You seem like the perfect case for him to help.

This is a load of bullshit though! I wonder if you can call your bank and see about any protections you can put in place.
Justatitle
Big Shot
4
Account Executive
While I hate to see this being the case, you did the right thing by not quitting in spite of immense pressure to do so. Now you have the paper trail and I hope they get bent over a barrel and shown the 50 states
BigShrimpin
Politicker
4
Account executive
our sales rep closed a 7 figure deal should we
1. pay them for it and get excited for them to close another
2. fire them to save a 10th of the total deal value
Filth
Tycoon
4
Live Filthy or Die Clean
fucking pieces of shit playing games with you and the work you've given them. I'm sorry @MeowMeow this is straight bullshit. I'll let Mr. Whitaker take it from here:
MeowMeow
Politicker
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Director of Sales
Karma will come back to them tenfold. The company won't make it in the long run anyhow. There is a total lack of integrity there and they lie to themselves, customers, and prospects. The product doesn't work and never has. There is a sense of relief knowing that my name won't be attached to their pathetic product and smoke and mirrors. Cheers to a long weekend!
Filth
Tycoon
3
Live Filthy or Die Clean
I had a similar situation (albeit with a lot less money on the table) where I had to walk away from a shady AF organization that kept me up at night b/c it clashed with my integrity (yes I have some somewhere, I think its under the armpit or one of the toes). Walked away to no backup plan but knew immediately I made the right choice b/c I breathed easier and slept better immediately.

Keep the head up and keep being the Pro you are and you'll find greener pasture and feel better about every aspect of life b/c of it.

Also stay on these fucks for any kind of legal/money issue so they can burn even faster. Involved federal/state gov't orgs that protect workers rights/$$. Shit you got some time now, talk to a Senator and let them use this to fill their reelction coffers and be on the right side of the worker/employer debate.
unclespacejam
Politicker
3
ur dad’s brother
@MeowMeow what a bullshit situation dog. You seem like you’re keeping a level head here though. Keep that shit up.

Also

Smash these motherfuckers, if they can’t make you whole on that deal, make sure they don’t get to keep that $1.4M either. They deserve everything they have coming to em. Sounds like the wheels are about to fall off bud.

SportsSalesGuy
Tycoon
4
Enterprise Account Executive
Sorry to hear that man. You are in great hands with Dan though! He will get this sorted for you!
pirate
Big Shot
4
Account Executive
That really sucks really sorry to hear this
Beans
Big Shot
4
Enterprise Account Executive
Absolute trash, do it on a Monday.
Sorry buddy, you'll be alright.
HappyGilmore
Politicker
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Account Executive - SMB
Shit man I'm sorry to hear you've been let go. I've got belief Dan will help you out and get this resolved.
Pachacuti
Politicker
4
They call me Daddy, Sales Daddy
That sucks, you at least you saw it coming.

Good luck in your search.
SalesBeast
Politicker
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Sales Leader
Can’t clawback Monty they legally owe you. This company sounds like a bunch of shitbags that want a lawsuit.
Don’t sign the separation agreement. They can’t touch the money legally owed and then tell them you need a few weeks to speak with a lawyer.
F them man.
Sunbunny31
Arsonist
3
Sr Sales Executive 🐰
I'm conflicted. Based on past posts and your own opinion, I'm both sorry and happy for you at the same time.
It's because I believe you're going to come out of this very far ahead.
Enjoy your weekend.
oldcloser
Arsonist
2
💀
I’m on this particular team. While I do want to vomit in support, I know long game logic will put you in a much better place. It won’t take half the effort it’s taken to stay there. ✊
Diablo
Politicker
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Sr. AE
Sorry to hear this mate 😢
CuriousFox
WR Officer
2
🦊
Don't sign a mother truckin thing Ms. Ma'am. Not until you get counsel. Love u
LambyCorn
Arsonist
2
A mfkn E
shit.. i am sorry to hear this man, all left to do is go into the weekend and stress about it when it comes round. im sure you'll land somewhere better
detectivegibbles
Politicker
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Sales Director
Sending positivity Meow! This blows, been there. It's the worst. Best of luck, please lean on the community if we can help in any capacity.
sugardaddy
Politicker
1
🍬
Sorry to hear that. Go crack it now!
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