Friday Fun - Best 'Your Mom' Jokes You've Heard

Hey WR,

Does anyone still think 'your mom' jokes are funny?

I do. And I find myself thinking them in response to posts on here all the time. Although I rarely post them.

What are some of your best 'your mom' jokes, or stories about getting burned / burning someone with a great 'your mom' joke?

I'll start with one I used earlier this week:

Other rep: Man, this quarter is going to be tight

Me: I agree... reminds me a lot of your mom

*laughter ensues*

Feel free to downvote if you think this shit is lame.