Early in Q2
Head down working to quota
Procurement nightmares
Sunbunny31
Friday Haiku - it's Q2 - GET BUSY
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There once was a salesman who sucked
His pitches were thoroughly mucked
He stumbled and stuttered
His sales calls all sputtered
His career was forever
๐ have a great weekend
His pitches were thoroughly mucked
He stumbled and stuttered
His sales calls all sputtered
His career was forever
๐ have a great weekend
You had me all the way through! Well done.
Bubbles, hot water
Friday night, Jacuzzi dreams
Hippopotamus
Friday night, Jacuzzi dreams
Hippopotamus
You must have a very large hot tub.
It gets the job done. ๐
This made me giggle ๐ฆ
I feel like there is a story behind this beautiful poetry
The last line gives it away.
You had me at procurement nightmares.. my last closed won was after 4 months of negotiations with procurement, with people that didnโt even understand what theyโre even buyingโฆbrutal ๐ญ
Nothing like being done with a deal and having procurement drag things out to the point you have forgotten this was ever a deal in the first place...
Q1 drained my ass
Q2 I'm working on fumes
Need a rolemodel
Q2 I'm working on fumes
Need a rolemodel
lol
Let's Go!
Q One Almost Done
Zero Deal Flow on my team
Leadership Meeting
Zero Deal Flow on my team
Leadership Meeting
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