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paddy
Hi, CEO of Peloton here, AMA...
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When will the dildo power seat model be released?
Itโs in a dual dev cycle with the Gong Thong, naturally product launch has been delayedย
Have u not updated to the latest software yet? Itโs virtual for now but weโre prototyping a real one. Brb running late to my meeting with product management to โtry it outโ lol rofl
I'm more of a firmware guy, the software just doesn't do it for me. Take some pics for the press release. Get the good angles.ย
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Donโt lie, you still have a teddy bear you sleep with every night donโt you
So? Maybe he rides on my virtual rides with me through Muir Woods too. Whatโs the problem guy?
How did you manage to scuttle a product that has instant ROI on the first replay of the content you literally own all of the rights to?
I had to look up what 'scuttle' meant because they didn't hand out dictionaries in my 3 week fitness certification crash course.
But how dare you. This business model isn't about "ROI". We're truly on a mission (or "ride" as I like to joke with my subordinates LMAO) to make the world a better place.ย
But how dare you. This business model isn't about "ROI". We're truly on a mission (or "ride" as I like to joke with my subordinates LMAO) to make the world a better place.ย
How does it feel to be the only person in history fired for hiring McKinsey?ย
McKinsey can McKissMyAss LMAO! Not gonna answer your question but if you ask my co-workers they'd tell you I'm the funniest guy in the office (or on the bike ROFL)
What is the actual amount of time for this super choice Free Peloton membership that is such a massive perk in lieu of a severance?
Like, when does it expire?
I had the choice of making it expire next week but I enjoy kicking sand in people's faces so I may make it permanent to constantly remind them of how insecure I am about my tiny dick.
Man, and people say you're a shitty leader. Such a benevolent move to permanently remind me how dumb it was to invest my heart in soul into riding on this sinking ship. Appreciate you throwing overboard with this very small piece of Titanic wood upon which in now float
THERE IS ROOM FOR JACK
The Peloton century clubs shirts are 100% cotton and shrink like a mf. When can we expect that sweeeeet poly-blend?
I don't know if you heard, but we've been trying to cut costs recently.
When will we get virtual porn workouts?ย
Depends, how much would you be willing to pay?
I can offer 3 peanuts and a grape.ย
I've sucked dick for less than that. Done
LOL
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